Date Report: Pffffffftttttbbbt
— July 30, 2010 at 4:10 pmI hate Twitter. Well, maybe hate is a strong word. I really just don’t understand how to get into it and because I can’t figure it out, my default setting is to just, you know… hate on it. But every now and then, somebody will tweet something to me or I’ll actually make an attempt to go and read what other people have twe–… um… twatted…? Twote?
And that’s...
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Craigslist Crazies
Single File, Ladies
I know you’re going to want to go all Bieber-Fever here girls, but please try to contain yourselves.
who wants it –...
Jul 26, 2010 10:54
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He Said — She Said: Elvis Just Rolled Over
Jami: Weeee’re back! I don’t know what happened to James — he won the last installment of He Said —...
Jul 28, 2010 9:42
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Self-Absorbed Asshole Ahead
He peeped my profile and as soon as I saw what appeared to be a semi-nude picture, I knew I had to go sniffin’ for...
Jul 13, 2010 7:00
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Sunday Showcase: It’s A Lady
Remember when I started Sunday Showcase and we had a new one EVERY WEEK? That shit was cool. Here’s the thing though,...
Jul 17, 2010 20:07
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Date Report: Pffffffftttttbbbt
I hate Twitter. Well, maybe hate is a strong word. I really just don’t understand how to get into it and because I can’t figure it out, my default setting is to just, you know… hate on it. But every now and then, somebody will tweet something to me or I’ll actually make an attempt...
July 30th, 2010 | | Read More
Breakin’ Up Is Hard To Do
Have you ever looked back at something you did during a break up and thought, “God, THAT was a little over-dramatic of me.”
Don’t feel too bad, kids. At least this didn’t happen to you.
July 30th, 2010 | | Read More
He Said — She Said: Elvis Just Rolled Over
Jami: Weeee’re back! I don’t know what happened to James — he won the last installment of He Said — She Said — You Said. Maybe he’ll reappear in the comments section. Maybe the pressure of writing with me was too much.
PC: It is a bit overwhelming. I’ve passed...
July 28th, 2010 | He Said -- She Said | Read More
Single File, Ladies
I know you’re going to want to go all Bieber-Fever here girls, but please try to contain yourselves.
who wants it – m4w – 33 (se)
who wants it i can host
THE PICTURE
Now, you should know ahead of time, all of you scaredy cats that aren’t going to click on the link, if you make...
July 26th, 2010 | Craigslist Crazies | Read More
Cock Pics Are WHACK
Three postings on the Chicago-area Craigslist… All with the same pictures attached.
Cock pics are Whack!
Seriously, no women ever had a fling from a cock pic. In my experience cocks are best served in the dark, slowly, and with some decent wine and conversation. At least my cock is better after...
July 23rd, 2010 | Craigslist Crazies | Read More
He Says A Lot Of Things
I think we’re all pretty comfortable with the idea that you come to Date Wrecks to get an eye full of the most attractive people who are dating online. Every Wreck is a divine specimen with striking beauty and the peak of physical fitness. The smoothest skin, the softest hair, the most wonder—...
July 21st, 2010 | Craigslist Crazies | Read More
There Aren’t Enough Sad Trombones
So Gena is just tra-la-la-ing on Facebook, like we all do. She gets a friend request from a guy and his name sounds familiar so she accepts the request, like we all do.
Facebook: reconnecting you with people from your past that you weren’t really close with in the first place.
And then… this...
July 19th, 2010 | | Read More
That’s What She Read: Undateable
David, a long time Date Wrecks fan and facebook friend sent me this book last week and I procrastinated at work while reading the entire thing stealth-style at my desk at work that day.
Undateable: 311 Things That Guys Do That Guarantee They Won’t Be Dating or Having Sex is one of those books you...
July 18th, 2010 | | Read More
Sunday Showcase: It’s A Lady
Remember when I started Sunday Showcase and we had a new one EVERY WEEK? That shit was cool. Here’s the thing though, kids… I don’t seek out Sunday Showcase participants. I don’t ask specific people to send in links to their profiles. YOU have to submit YOURSELF.
C’mon,...
July 17th, 2010 | Sunday Showcase | Read More
Oh, It’s My Favorite Kind Of Wreck!
If I could have a super power, it would be the ability to shape-shift. I would melt like the bad other-terminator into a pile of goo and reform into a wall to avoid talking to people… Or to eavesdrop. I’d probably use this super power for selfish gain like, shifting into something in order...
July 16th, 2010 | Craigslist Crazies | Read More
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