Random Archive Delivery: Worst Wrecks

Dats Just Muh Baby Daddy
February 1, 2010 By 46 Comments
People often ask me if/when I'm going to have more children... I usually can disarm them with a quick (and well-rehearsed), "Let me find myself a worthy husband first and then I'll work on the baby making." That usually shuts them up. Don't get me wrong -- I think I'd like to have children again... One day. Eventually. Like, down the road a bit. I'm only 28 - I've got twelve solid years left on … [Keep Reading]
Random Archive Delivery: Craigslist Crazies

Need Plans?
July 2, 2010 By 20 Comments
Have I got the perfect place to plop your ass this weekend! Just a one-two nighter (is not what you may think) - 56 (Catalina Mountains) So, this is Donnie Gross and me. My name is Steve. We will be … [Read More...]
Random Archive Delivery: OkStupid

What A Waste Of A Mango Smoothie
March 28, 2010 By 18 Comments
Susan sent this submission in and, folks... Let's just take moment to remember her mango smoothie. He's looking for "revenge sex." I almost vomited up my mango smoothie picturing George Costanza here … [Read More...]
Random Archive Delivery: The Sunday Showcase
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Totally 80s Baby!
September 28, 2008 By Leave a Comment
Now, this may or may not be real...For the sake of this blog, I believe it to be real! Because if it's fake, it's not nearly as funny.So, let's toss all skepticism to the wind and really embrace this … [Read More...]
Breakin’ Up Is Hard To Do
July 30, 2010 By 25 Comments
Have you ever looked back at something you did during a break up and thought, "God, THAT was a little over-dramatic of me." Don't feel too bad, kids. At least this didn't happen to you. … [Read More...]
So it's official
November 14, 2008 By Leave a Comment
I meant to announce this the other day, but I am now the proud owner of www.datewrecks.com!Update your bookmarks, y'all./cheese … [Read More...]
How Very Lucky: Goin’ Fishin’
March 6, 2010 By 4 Comments
I recently got an email from the Lucky Girl behind How Very Lucky, a single girl living in NYC. We have exchanged quite a few emails and I really dig her blog. It's an honest and hilarious account of … [Read More...]
I'm a sheeple!
February 4, 2009 By Leave a Comment
But I did it. I think it was able to make it fairly low-profile...Notice the ads? *sigh* I'm not thrilled with the decision, but I am curious to see how it might pay out. I'm going to leave them up … [Read More...]


