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Oh, old men. When will you figure out that online dating just doesn't work for your demographic!?? candyman1945 The Octopus: I NEED SOMEONE TO LOVE 64 year old Man Cocoa, Florida Interests WOMEN MAKING LOVE MOTORCYCLES COOKING KISSING HANDHOLDING MOVIES COUNTRY MUSIC About Me I dont have a car at present,but i like to get another motorcycle again some … [Keep Reading]

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Nintendo 64 lessons for friend with benefits!! - $1 (Bay Ridge) Have you always wanted to beat Perfect Dark on its hardest level? Do you know where to find Majora's Mask? Would you like to beat Super … [Read More...]

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What A Waste Of A Mango Smoothie

Susan sent this submission in and, folks... Let's just take moment to remember her mango smoothie. He's looking for "revenge sex." I almost vomited up my mango smoothie picturing George Costanza here … [Read More...]

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Thank God For Comment Moderation

Is it a coincidence that this started right after I added the Adsense? And that the comment was placed on that post? Things that make you go hmm... … [Read More...]

Duck Season! Wabbit Season!

Dawn sends this one in all the way from Oskaloosa, Iowa! Gmess68 The Lobster: LOOKING FOR MY BEST FRIEND R U THE 1 His interests include: "catfishing hunting prefeablly deer turkey and … [Read More...]

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It's been a while, no?Free IT Help from hot IT guy - 27 (Sandy Springs)I know this is an unusual post, but I figured this would be a unique way to meet a woman.I've been told that I'm very good … [Read More...]

Guess The Vagina

(Click to see full size)Recent google search that brought me a reader from over the pond!I'm wondering, is this like "Guess who this vagina belongs to?" or "Is this a vagina or a pile of thinly sliced … [Read More...]

Yo Mama Jokes, No Yo-Yo Ma!

Recent Facebook status update:Jami just fielded an IM from a top-notch bachelor. The sentence that sealed his fate? "[you should] call in sick. that's what i did... well, kinda. i called in … [Read More...]

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