Stumbled across this gem tonight…
What do you think of this jacket from JCrew?? It’s the British Millerain® oilcloth field jacket. Should I get it?? Also… If you have the best opinion then I’ll nominate you to take me out for a steak this weekend.
P.S. I’m not the guy in the picture.
Really? If I give you fashion advice, you’ll nominate me for a date with you? What in the world… Aren’t there forums for fashion advice other than the m4w personal ads at craigslist??
So… to be fair… Well, no… Really, I was hoping to prove a point. I was hoping to go into the w4m listings and demonstrate that the ladies aren’t that stupid.
How sad I was to realize just how wrong I was…
*sigh*
You might g’head and get a refill because you’re going to be here a minute, reading and re-reading this one… Excuse the caps… I don’t think she was really yelling…
? WHY DO MEN TREAT GOOD WOMEN BAD CAN SOMEONE ANSWER ME PLEASE? – 37 (DEKALB)
GENTALMEN, I’AM IN THIS SITUATION AND I REALLY DO NOT KNOW WHAT TO DO, IF YOU GUYS CAN EITHER TELL ME WHAT AM I DOING WRONG OR WHAT SHOULD I DO,I WOULD GREATLY APPREICATE IT.
LET ME TELL YOU THE STORY, FIRST I’ AM GOING TO TELL YOU ALL THE THINGS THAT I DO FOR HIM YOU MAY THINK AM NOT TELLING YOU THE TRUTH BUT I’AM.
THIS HOW MY DAY GOES ALL THE TIME.
I GET UP IN THE MORNING, I GET MY DAUGHTER UP FOR SCHOOL. I COOK BREAKFAST. HE WORKS NIGHTS SO EVERY MORNING I MAKE SURE THAT I LEAVE HIS BREAKFAST ON THE TABLE BECAUSE HE GETS IN 30MINS AFTER I LEAVE TO GO TO WORK. WHEN I GET OFF WORK I GO HOME TO START HIS DINNER I MAKE SURE THAT HE EATS BEFORE HE GOES TO WORK AND I PACK HIS LUNCH AND LIVE IT ON THE TABLE SO HE CAN GRAB IT ON HIS WAY OUT THE DOOR.I WASH HIS CLOTHES AND PUT THEM AWAY. HE LOVE SPORTS SO I BOUGHT HIM A SPECAIL CHAIR THAT I DO NOT ALLOW NO ONE TO SIT IN IT BUT HIM. I PAY ALL THE BILLS IN THE HOUSE I HAVE NEVER CHEATED ON HIM. I WORK TWO JOBS AND STILL MANAGE TO TALK CARE OF ALL HIS NEEDS.
THIS IS WHAT HE DO EVERYDAY. HE GETS IN FROM WORK EAT HIS BREAKFAST WATCHES THE SPORTS CHANNEL IN HIS FAVORITE CHAIR. THEN HE GOES TO BED HE GETS UP TO GO COACH FOOTBALL HE THEN COME HOME TO EAT DINNER STILL WATCHING HIS SPORTS THEN GOES TO WORK. THIS GOES ON SUNDAY THUR THURSDAY. WHEN FRIDAY COMES HE GETS PAID AN GO HANG OUT UNTIL SUNDAY MORNING.AND I CONTINUE TO DO MY WOMAN DUTIES FOR HIM. EVEN AFTER HE SCREW UP HIS MONEY.
I HAVE BEEN IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH THIS GUY FOR A YEAR. DURING TIME WE HAVE BEEN TOGETHER WE ONLY MADE LOVE 5 TIMES AND WE HAVE NOT HAD SEX IN 6mos KNOW THIS NOT A JOKE! DO TO OUR WORK SCHEDULE WE BEARLY SEE EACHOTHER
I ASK HIM IF WANTED TO SEPERATE HE KEEP TELLING ME KNOW BUT I REALLY FEEL LIKE AM BEING CHEATED IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
I’AM A VERY GOOD HARD WORKING WOMAN WHO STAND BEHIDE HER MAN 100% I DO NOT SMOKE ANYTHING I DRINK ONLY IF WE HAVE COMPANY OR IF AM OUT WITH MY GIRLFRIENDS. AM DRAMA FREE.
ALL I EVER REALLY WANTED WAS A VERY GOOD MAN WHO WOULD WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A KING AND WILL TREAT ME LIKE A QUEEN. YOU GUYS SAY THAT YOU ALL WANT A GOOD HONEST WOMAN. BUT WHEN YOU GET HER YOU TREAT HER BAD WHY IS THAT?
CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE.
SERIOUS PEOPLE REPLY ONLY.
IN ADVANCE THANK YOU FOR READING MY AD. AND YOUR ADVISE IF ONE IS GIVEN.
Oh… God… Poor girl… I’am going to have to make sure to pray for her tonight…
So… personal ads are not just for dating. They’re also apparently being used by really, really ridiculously dumb people for advice…
