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    It’s so nice to find someone who is deep enough to write like this… As a writer, this posting on Craigslist really pulled on my strings… He’s the Jack Handy of the online dating world!

    Life in the heart of…

    Life in deserts was sandy,
    Life in caves was lonely,
    Life in ocean was salty,
    Life in stars was resplendent,
    Life in car was modern,
    Life in mountains was exhilarating,
    Life in Sun was brilliant,
    Life in forests was mystical,
    Life in shadows was enigmatic,
    Life in battlefield was belligerent,
    Life in pearls was exotic,
    Life in office was monotonous,
    Life in sky was breezy,
    Life in submarine was voluptuous,
    Life in trees was mischievous,

    Believe…

    I believe
    I believe in a lot
    I believe in music
    I believe in writing
    I believe in listing
    I believe in mankind
    I believe in work
    I believe in love
    I believe in laughing
    I believe in paradise
    I believe in safety
    I believe in light
    I believe in entertainment

    SBM looking to meet a new nice woman to get to know and build a friendship. I am 6’1 195p kool and down to earth…And yes I believe in GOD… So if you are out there I am here waiting……..
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    Um…. Sounds like someone just got a new thesaurus!

    Life in submarine was voluptuous? Seriously? Maybe he’s a Navy Man…

    And I’m guessing when he said, I believe in listing, he really meant listening… I mean, I believe in listing too, but I hardly think it’s one of my qualities that ought to be used to win someone over in a personal ad…

    So, in closing…Â Needs a thesaurus to write “poetry”… And he’s kool.

    Ya dig?

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