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    Got gas? Part Deux

    This is the classiest guy I’ve ever seen… And if I didn’t stumble across a QuikTrip today and fill up, I might have taken him up on it.

    FREE GAS FOR THE LOVELY LADY……..SMILE….SMILE….SMILE….SMILE. – 30 (Cobb)

    Reply (with) picture “let meet up
    single and live alone
    FREE GAS FOR THE LOVELY LADY “let me treat you to a nice day!!”
    This is what im looking for…..(smile)
    I want a woman who can handle a man with a strong personality. I am very passionate about the things I get myself into, and consider myself very romantic. I enjoy life and the things it awards us. I love to relax with a movie lounging on the couch. I also enjoy going out sometime. I don’t mind a woman with children. I’m not looking for a free ride I drive myself. I’m looking for a compliment to my life as friends or relationship .

    I would like ideally to spend time with a women who enjoys movies ,wine
    Cuddling ,affection and ……..Ohh yes GOOD Romanceintimate time
    .I live alone can host at my place

    no drama
    Safe sex
    Unmarried
    drug and disease free
    chemistry is always good

    What?

    Gas is expensive y’all!! $50+ just to fill up my little 4-cylinder!

    I also thought this was a very thought provoking sentence:

    I’m not looking for a free ride I drive myself.

    Um… What?

    And seriously. What an offensive misuse of not only parenthesis, but quotation marks, too! That “is” (not) cool.

    Like, woah. If I end up running on Empty, I might hit this guy up… It’d be purely economical.

    Don’t judge me.

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