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    Got gas? With a side of um… LTR?

    This one caught my attention because he hooks you in with frustrations about the gas situation. I was thinking, “Ooh! Maybe this is another guy who will exchange a date for gas money! Maybe this one lives closer than the last ones!”

    Newp. This dude was totally misleading… And it seems to me that he might be misleading himself as well…

    WOMEN IS THE PRICE OF GAS KILLING YOUR LOVE LIFE-ME TOO – 47 (ATLANTA/I CAN HOST )

    SBM 6’3 185.SANE.SAFE,D/D FREE AND VERY CLEAN.IM LOOKING FOR A THICK BLACK WOMAN FOR A ADULT RESPECFUL MONAGAMOUS SEXUAL RELATIONSHIP.IM NOT LOOKING TO LAY MYSELF WITH ALOT OF WOMEN,JUST ONE WOMEN WHOM MIGHT BE LOOKING FOR THE SAME SITUATION AS MYSELF.ASIDE FROM THE SEX.I WOULD WANT TO CALL YOU DURING THE WEEK TO JUST TO SEE HOW YOUR WEEK IS GOING.IM A VERY PRIVATE AND DISCREET PERSON.I LIVE IN ATLANTA AND THIS COULD BE DAYTIME OR EVENINGS WITH SOME PLANNING,BECAUSE I WORK WEEKENDS.PLEASE BE SERIOUS AND NOT CURIOUS.I WOULD PREFER YOU NOT TO ANSWER MY POST IF ITS NOT THE TYPE OF RELATIONSHIP FOR YOU.

    So, it sounds like — and correct me if I’m wrong — this guy is looking for someone that he can call on the phone, plan dates with, and do the boinky-boink. Sounds like a girlfriend to me… Do you also eventually want to live with this woman? And maybe have children? And maybe stand in front of family and friends and, you know, announce your commitment to one another? What a curious way to word a post when you’re looking for girlfriend…

    ALSO LETS NOT FORGET,THIS GUY TYPES IN ALL CAPS.HE ALSO DOESNT USE APOSTROPHES AND DOESNT PUT A SPACE AFTER HE USES A COMMA OR PERIOD (INCORRECTLY).

    Is it that hard to just, ever so slightly touch that little caps lock key…?? I’ll never understand it… shit, if you’re just lazy, you can type in all lowercase letters. i don’t have an issue with that at all, dude.

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