We’ll start in order, so that I don’t confuse you 
Be My Toilet
I want to piss all over your nude body, and shit in your mouth. If interested, email me, and tell me what freaky things you want to do to me.
P.S. — Do you prefer diarrhea, chunky, or logs ????????
*cricket*cricket* <—-That’s the sound of silence. I really need to compose myself before I dive into this one. Deep breath in… Annnnnnnd out… Ok, if this isn’t the weirdest fetish out there. Feet? I get it. Bondage? I can understand it. Shitting in someone’s mouth? Really, I just don’t get it. Would you at least kiss me afterwards? Because my feelings might be hurt if you didn’t. And isn’t anybody worried about Salmonella? Or E.coli?? Just ew man. Totally gross.
And if you’re into shitting into someone ELSE’S mouth, does that automatically mean that we can assume you also like to have shit in your own mouth?! GAGAGAGAGAG.
This next dude, I’m seriously considering calling him…
If you are Divorced and need help with house…yard, kitchen, bathroom – 24 (East Cobb/Roswell)
I have lots of experience doing housework, fixing things, and redoing bathrooms and yard work, like cutting grass, edging, blowing, raking, and trimming hedges…I can fix lights, toilets, sinks, faucets, and such…I am single and would love to do this while talking with you and having a drink and a good time. Or after I am done would love to just have some coffee or lemonade and talk about politics, opinions, music, or romantic things…see where it leads..I am 24 and I love older women and love to help them out around the house becuase I know it can be hard doing some of the fix-it things your husband used to do…just want to share some fun times along the way. and you can pay me if it makes you feel more comfortable.
Aw, he just wants some company, right? And I just want my bathroom floor re-tiled. I’m totally comfortable not paying him, because, after all, somebody has to the buy the coffee or lemonade, right?
I can’t quite decide if he’s simple or SUPER smart. But I’m going to keep him in mind when I’m a homeowner. Even if I’m married by then, I’ll send my husband out to go play golf for the afternoon so that this guy can come over and do all the work.
There are some Sad Sad Sad Dudes on here! – 36 (BankHead)
O.K., yesterday I gave the ladies a hard time about the creativity (or lack there of) of their posts!
Today, damn fellas!!!!!!! Stop making yourselves look like the most sensitive little bitch made men that god has created!
1. I want to marry you
2. I’m different and love women
3. I have a 4bedroom house
4. I’m Mr. Corporate Success
5. I got the magic dick and will fuck you like no one ever has
6. The bitch-boy pictures (Put ya damn shirt on) LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
7. The pic posed next to the car or the club pic or the money pic
8. Some sad dude is actually using “Russell Simmon” to solicit a date!!!!!Look just try being honest, admit that all men are initially attracted tp looks.
If you’re just looking for some ass or a bootycall admit it, you might be surprised.
Stop pretending that you are looking for the “love of your life” and want to settle down, a real woman can smell bullshit from 100 miles.
The nigga (and i use that word to describe black, white, yellow, and brown) that’s posting about buying a chick some gas for some pussy, damn dude you should just kill yourself!
Yes it’s me the arrogant, egotistical, asshole! I love women but I’m not about to play some bullshit internet games for a date!
Ladies, we can have coffee, meet for a drink etc…. If we don’t hit it off we don’t, if there is a connection we go from there but I’m not going to bullshit you that we are getting married tomorrow, I’m not looking for a wife or girlfriend or some quick pussy! I’m looking for a connection plain and simple!
I know there will be some mad niggas (see above definition) due to my post but……… FUCK ALL YALL!!!!!!!!!!
I’m wonder if he just cracks on these dudes so that he’ll “stand apart”… I’ll have to think on that one…
He certainly made me want to scour Craigslist even more to find Mr. Magic Dick & The Bitch-Boy. I haven’t seen them yet!
