I seriously just blushed…

Because this post made me so uncomfortable!

I wouldn’t be surprised if this dude finds his way on the news, headlining in a murder trial.

Cr-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-py!

SWM mid-40s seeks sweet submissive girl 18 to 22 for LTR (Atlanta ITP)

Ideally I want a petite blonde hotty with big firm tits and large nipples, a thick, unshaven blonde pubic bush, sexy eyes and lips and an urgent need for a strong father figure to provide discipline, a safe place to live, purpose and love in her life. I may accept brunette or redheaded caucasians or certain asians who physically and emotionally qualify. I’m seeking the sort of girl who flushes horny pinkish red at the neck and face when I feel her up in public and whose instinct is to serve my every wish. She should be ultra-submissive without limits except I do not certain things. She will refer to me as Master. I will choose her sub name(s). She will never tell me what she wants me to do to her. I will either tell her what I’m going to do to her or simply start doing it. I will decide if, when and how she gets a reward and all punishments. Respondents tell me your two favorite sexual fantasies and send me two clothed and two nude pics (one full frontal and one side shot).

Now, I know a lot of things. I pride myself on being something of a know it all. So I was stumped when I saw his request for blonde pubic hair. I honestly thought it wasn’t real, but google tells me differently.

What I’m finding particularly interesting about this — and forgive me, all you bondage fuhreeks out there, I am not really familiar with typical dom/sub relationships — is that this chick is supposed to get purpose from being in this relationship?? Like, woah.

I’m sure you’re all not surprised to find out that I am, *ahem* not a very submissive partner. laugh-out-loud. Seriously. I had to type that one all.the.way.out. because it needed a little extra emphasis.

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