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    Just looking for a BootyCall

    I can only hope this this is a comedic gem and not a real request for a lady friend… Because if it’s real, it makes me terribly sad for the poor, insecure, crack whore (who has the internet…?) that hooks up with this beast. Really though, I guess even crack whores and ass holes need to get their booty callin’ on, right?

    But if it’s a joke, it’s DAMN funny.


    Just looking for a BootyCall – 30 (Atlanta)

    Just looking for a chick with low self-esteem, isn’t attractive, can’t get a date, is lonely and bored, has low morals and values, and just needs some dick in her life.

    Hopefully a chick that smokes, drinks, and does a line or two of cocaine every now and then! Holla back Bitches!

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