Makes me just shiver to think about it!
Looking for someone special – 27 (Plaistow, NH)
My name is Sean and I am 5’8″ tall. I am looking to meet someone who is fun, smart, has a good sense of humor and a great personality. If you have children, thats fine by me. I love children and can’t wait to have my own someday. Smoking is ok as well. I quit smoking this past May but have been around smokers and it doesn’t bother me much. I am a social drinker but do not go out and drink much at all. I enjoy going out to dinner, going to the movies, walking on the beach and going out shopping just to look around. I am open to trying new things, new foods and new experiences. If I sound like someone you would like to get to know, please send me an email and we can take it from there.
So basically, if you have a vagina and you can tolerate this mustache I’m sportin’, email me… I don’t care if you smoke… Or if you have kids… Or if you drink a lot… I just want to get laid. I’ll take you out shopping, but only to look at things. Any idea why I’m not getting any?
Maybe because you’ve got a 6″ wide patch of the hook side of some velcro on your face, DUDE.
C’mon. He is MY AGE. Men should not start sporting mustaches until their 30s. AT LEAST.
At least, you shouldn’t have a mustache when you still hang posters on your walls… Especially one that says “Bring It.” That’s hardly a poster I would consider appropriate for the bedroom, buddy.
Thanks, Suzi for another kick ass contribution!
