Date Wrecks:

Locked up but still free spirited – 31 (DC)

All the good men are either gay, married or locked up. I am one of the GOOD ONES in prison. Being here has really taught me not to take anything for granted. I have a zest for life! More importantly, I have a great personality and I’m able to get along with people well. If you are interested in knowing more about ME, I would enjoy getting to know YOU.

I didn’t realize inmates could have internet access like this. That is actually very alarming to me. I’m tempted to contact him just to find out the logistics of his internet accessibility. And, duh, McCrime! Of course you have a zest for life! I bet you’re due in front of the parole board soon, right? Zzzzesty! Or maybe it’s all the ass secks that’s making you zesty.

AM I REALLY THAT BAD LOOKING? – 32 (SNELLVILLE)

(I’m not even going to cut and paste his post or his pictures, because frankly, we already know the answer to his question, correct?)

Yes. You must be.