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    Maybe if I spent less time on Craigslist…

    I might actually find a guy that I would be interested in…

    Instead, I’m trolling Craigslist this morning for something interesting. Perhaps this is a built-in mechanism somewhere deep down in my psyche…

    I always find lots of posts, both men and women, aged 19-25, seeking a Suga’Mama/Daddy. This always fascinated me. Not in a, “I think I want to try it” way… More like, “Why in the world would someone do this to themselves?” Speaking to both the suga’parent and the, um… the… receipent… What do you call the receipent of the sugar? The daughter? Son? Weird. Ick.

    Anyway, I can understand someone who was really weathy using their fortunes to wine and dine somebody… To take someone on fancy vacations… I can even understand giving someone lavish gifts… But I’ll never really understand the whole phenomenon. Like, seriously… Jet setting to Bermuda for the weekend to sip on large frozen drinks with umbrellas whilst I tan my skin… Totally sexy. Doin’ it with some old, wrinkly farty dude to pay the gas bill? Just.Not.Sexy.

    Anyway, I came across this post this morning and it just left me a little baffled. I’m not sure I’ve ever seen a request for a Suga’ Anything from someone this… old…

    I’m not saying 37 is old… Just that… Um… Aren’t you a little old to need help with your bills? I guess, maybe, he’s a career Suga’Son or something.

    It’s too bad, too. He’s kind of cute…

    Looking for My Sugar Mamma!!!! – m4w – 37 (gwinnett)

    Looking for very Generous women to spend time with…I am 6’3 Athletic Build Soft brown eyes and Brown hair with a touch of gray….We can go anywhere and do anything , the sky is the limit…Contact me and you will not be dissapointed………

    I like how he doesn’t specify that he’s looking for ONE woman, but women.

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