I officially am in love with Mister Awesome.
I sent a reply to Mr. Awesome, with a link to my blog and this short message:
Mister Awesome,
You inspire greatness! And also a blog post on my dating blog.
Hi from Atlanta!
Imagine my delight when I logged into my inbox today and found this!
Hi From Atlanta,
Why hello there. What an unusual name. “Atlanta” is an elegant last name. Is that Polish? “Hi” sounds Korean though. And your middle name, your parents must have been hippies to give you a preposition for a middle name. But I digress….
I posted this not expecting any responses as most of my funny posts (just a few thus far) haven’t gotten any replies or only one or two. This one seems to have hit it out of the park. I get nearly 2 an hour. One from a very attractive young girl that wants to ‘get her awesome on’ by going Kayaking together. We’ll see. It wasn’t really meant to meet women. Just to discourage going mad at work. I was successful…. I think.
Thanks for the reply. I am curious what your search was in Google that you came across my ad. Do tell please!
Also, I may have a follow up. “Mister Awesome Strikes Again” so I’ll send you the link if so. I came up with that pretty quickly while I was bored at work. Probably 20 minutes of staring at the screen and writing one line, then sitting for 3 minutes and coming up with another. If I had had all day or more time it could have been a lot better. I was not pleased with everything I wrote. And I noticed a present tense mistake also.
One I came up with earlier that I like is :
“When I drink, I give alcohol a hangover!!”What do you think?
Oh here’s a doozie. Just thought of this one :
“Vitamins take me!!!”
-or-
“I don’t take vitamins, vitamins take me!!!”What do you think? Funny? Which one sounds better? Is preparing the punch line/explaining funnier?
Thanks,
Mister Awesome
Wow. I think he is the funniest thing on the planet! So I wrote him back to tell him just that…
Oh, Mister Awesome!
Holy shit. My face hurts from smiling so hard!
I think you should totally go kayaking with the chick who wants to get her awesome on. Maybe “getting her awesome on” is street slang for “taking her clothes off”… Or even, maybe “kayayk” is slang for “doin’ it”. Who knows? Either way, I do hope you get laid because you deserve it!
You know how, you’re in ze’googul, and you click and click and click… And somehow, when you wake up from a fog of clicking and clicking and clicking, and you’re in Eastern Europe watching hairy women do interesting “European” things to men…? You know what I’m talking about? The internet is a wide open space, for sure.
I was searching Google for something, either a funny article/satire piece or even an image of John McCain and Miss Congeniality. Did you watch the debates last night? Apparently, he is not Miss Congeniality! Word. So somehow, in my search, I found something in Craigslist, re: political discussions… Realized, “Oh shit, I’m in Craigslist. Maybe I can get some more material for my blog!” And the I stumbled into your awesome-ness.
What a blessed, blessed day. Seriously. This is the only thing I’ve done worth anything all day. (I’m still wearing what could be considered pjs, though it’s a different pair than what I wore to bed last night, so technically, they’re clothes).
And yes, I think both of those one-liners are awesome. I particluarly like the alcohol one
Though my favorite was when you sodomized your pants. Twice.
Yours Truly,
Jami
Dear God,
Are you there? It’s me Jami. Please give Mister Awesome a job transfer to Atlanta. Also, if you could make sure Mister Awesome is cute and tall and lean and dark and all those things you know I love in a man.
Amen.
