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Let’s start this list off with a bang, eh? Apparently, this was his costume for DragonCon. I’m all for embracing your inner freak, but this is downright SCARY.
Corset. You’re doing it wrong. There’s nothing sexy about this. Particularly when you think about unlacing that sucker and the noise her skin will make… Thhhwralllup.
Perfect. A beard, dark glasses, and a clown wig. I wonder if I’ll be able to spot you on our first date. I just love a guy who lets you in.
Ah, the infamous picture of a picture. You know what’s easier than this? Turning the camera around and taking a fucking picture of yourself. This is particularly unsettling when we get that warm and fuzzy feeling, thinking about pictures of our own mothers from the 80s. In desperate need of an upgrade!
Somebody needs to go help their dad out. This just isn’t ok. The hair… Hugging the tree… But mostly the hair…
So much going on in this picture… I’m guessing she’s graduated high school. A college student wouldn’t keep wearing the cap into the night time hours. Her caption said “Dresses & Bikes. Can you keep up?” –looking around the room– What??
I can’t even figure out what is happening here. Acid trip gone bad? Not really. Just a douche bag with too much time on his hands and Photoshop. What is that black mass on his stomach? Maybe this is an x-ray and that’s really some giant cancerous growth in his abdomen. At any rate, get well soon.
My phone is ringing off the goddamn hook! My grandma called. She wants her Sunday jacket back. She can’t really wear the matching red pants w/ black piping without the coat, lady.
Guyliner… Receding hairline… Was the lip ring your last ditch effort to be cool? And taking the shot from the bird’s eye view angle needs to be done with care, otherwise you look about 4′ tall.
Grandma… Why?! Somebody! Step in. Don’t let this happen to your grandparents! Also, another picture of a picture. Is this an old-person only problem?
Uhm. The 90′s called. They want their alternative back.
2001 called. They’ve been trying to find their black lipstick. If you have any information, please call 1-800-STILL-A-GOTH
Um, John Denver called. He wants his mojo back.
Alluring. You’re doing it wrong. Ivory skin is beautiful… Pasty skin in booty jean shorts is not.
It’s a toss up this wee
k. Seriously. I can’t figure out who won. I think the guys… But they’re all pretty much fucked. What do you think?
