Though she might only love me for my blog… Who knows.
I’ll take her ego-stroking any way I can get it… She actually said “‘Bros vs Hoes’ slayed me, thank you 
”
Whee!
ANYWAY.
Cameron doesn’t fall short with her submissions today either. Kudos, dude. Seriously.
ANR/ABF sought for ez on eyes dwm – 49 (York/Lancaster)
dwm, tall, fit, in shape, a father to several, god-father to several more, a professor, lover of Ravens one night, Met opera the next, owner of very ugly dog, seeks female who wishes to engage in an adult nursing or often called adult breastfeeding relationship. This is NOT about premature sexuality so no one night standers or pros please. You are someone who has often thought about the intimacy, the connectedness and perhaps even the vulnerability that can exist in a nursing connection whether you seek to lactate or not. You would find this practice an erotic and almost meditative experience in this wonderful sharing of the one to the other. You know that whether this leads to a more traditonal relationship or not, that this sharing and intimacy creates an incredible bond with you and your partner. Write soon if that’s you.
Like, Woah. What the fuck is an ABF or an ANR? And who the fuck would willingly participate in this?? I can’t deny that when I was lactating, sometimes there would be a little… Um… Leakage… You nursing moms know what I’m talking about. (Don’t leave me hanging, ladies!) And my partners weren’t grossed out by it, but they certainly weren’t FOR it. And if they had requested something in that department, I would have surely flipped my shit.
Ew man. Seriously.
Long walks on the beach, TheDavinci Code…..and shitty tattoos – 36 (near the art museum)
Ok…so I’ve never read that book, and haven’t seen the ocean in a year and a half, but everybody says they like that stuff in their personal ads. I’m really too old for this, and I’ve grown weary. I used to be cool, now I’m just creepy, and the only people that want to go on dates with me are either pretty and vapid 23-24 year olds (boo hoo right?) or middle aged divorcees that haven’t realized that their vagomachs have lapped over their belts when wearing belly shirts. I still dress like a hipster, which makes me sad and pathetic. I ride a bike. I’m funnier than Bob Sagat, and will probably depress you. My ass however, looks great in these jeans, which are much too tight for my age. Bonus points if you’re a really tall and skinny asian woman, with huge boobs and a french accent.
Everybody loves an aging hipster. My last boyfriend was a cool hipster when we met… By the time we broke up, he was an aging hipster. He wore women’s jeans because he “liked the fit”… He wore tshirts w/ holes in the armpits because they were vintage and had old school logos. He wore blazers from the Goodwill paired with orange shirts and clashing ties. It got old. The difference between him and this guy? At least this guy realizes that he’s kind of a douche bag.
SBM SEEKING VERY CHUNKY WEATHYLADY FOR LOVE RELATIONSHIP – 37 (ANYWHERE)
SBM SEEKING SERIOUS CHUCKY LADY THATS FINACILLY SERCURED FOR A SERIOUS LOVE RELATIONSHIP ONLY SERIOUS LADYS ONLY (NO GUYS PLEASE) I LOVE JUICY CUNT NOT NO MAN HEA BABY PLEASE LET ME KNOW YOU ARE AVAILABLE LOVE YOU AND GOD LOVES YOU TOO NO GAMES JUST SERIOUS LOVE RELATIONSHIP THAT YOU ARE MISSING GOD BLES YOU BABY WEIGHT IS NOT IMPORANT IL LOVE YOU FOR YOU YOU LOVE ME FOR ME RACE NOT IMPORANT SERIOUS JUICY LADIES ONLY PLEASE EMAIL ME WITH YOUR NUMBER SO WE CAN ROLL BABY
I tried to read this in an “angry black guy voice” like DMX or something…
Halfway through it, I forgot what I was reading.
