Slim pickin’s this week.
I guess I was ovulating or something this week… More emotional than usual. My usually icy exterior was melted a bit by the pathetic dudes that emailed me… *sigh* It was a moment of weakness and I deleted a couple of real gems because I felt sorry for them.
It won’t happen again, lol.
Here’s what is left:
Really? This was one of two pictures on his personal ad and if it had been his secondary picture, I probably would have just chalked it up to a quirky personality. But this was his main picture. Dude. Get a freakin’ hobby. Dressing up your dog is funny. Taking pictures of your dog in your suit for your personal ad is not.
The bad news: he’s a barista at Starbucks which also means he works weird hours and is pretty poor. (I’d recognize that apron and black shirt ensemble from a mile away — I ran the bar off and on for six years, back when you had to MAKE drinks, not push buttons. I’ve derailed myself, lemme focus.) The good news: he’s a barista at Starbucks and can get you free lattes!
Ok. Let’s talk about what is happening in this picture. I think he’s wearing fatigue overalls, but it could be part of a military uniform… Though I think it’s just for fashion (gag!) because, last I checked, turn tables didn’t fit into your military issued duffle. He’s got a matching cap, y’all. *sigh*
Yet another public bathroom picture… If the dude just cropped the hand dryer out, it would be a decent picture (as bathroom mirror pictures go, anyway.) At least he has his shirt on.
The caption for this picture said “A Fun Friday Night”. I’m all for keeping your body in shape. I like a man with a strong chest and arms. For sure. I also like a guy who understands that Friday night is a social night. Go to the gym on Saturday morning dude! I also love that he’s wearing his bling-bling gold watch.
Sorry for the skimpy inbox post. I know some of you were looking forward to it and I feel like a big failure this week. I promise to be heartless next week, lol…
