Please excuse my tardiness on getting to this post this week…
I’ve been super busy, up here… You know… On cloud nine. 
I’m a single parent, too dude… And I don’t specifically have any issue with posting pictures of your children in your personal ad… It needs a bit of finesse. Like, for example, it’s best to not state your child’s name. Particularly with a caption that reads “Me and my baby girl. I LOVE YOU BRYANNA!” Seriously. Dude. Do you think your toddler will be reading here at plenty of fish? Save the shout outs for when you call in to the radio show.
When girls do this kind of stuff, it’s arty and mysterious and pretty. When boys do shots like this, it’s just fucking weird. Do you have a great big giant gaping hole in the left side of your face? Or maybe… I don’t know… You’re just ugly…?
I prefer to wear the makeup in the relationship. I’ll let you wear the pants sometimes, but please… Leave the foundation and lipstick to the professionals (read: those with cooters).
Wow. I opened this up thinking “Surely, this guy is wearing a Miami Vice Halloween costume…” But no… Is this actually a “Glamour Shot”??!? GS… What else could GS stand for… Gay Sportcoat? Great Scott?
Hi, Jesus. Welcome back to the planet. I like what you’ve done with your get up… The hoodie has a nice “modern” sort of flare… One thing, if you’re trying to blend in with all the derelicts, you might wanna swap out a lower wattage bulb for your halo…
