Submissions From Jo

FREE apartment with Christian love – 51 (Minnesota)

If you are struggleing for any reason,then I would like to help you.I have a nice apartment in a safe pretty area where you can start over FREE.I am very lonely and need your companionship.I have alot of love,romance,& affection to give you.Any age,race,or past history is welcome,so just be honest.I will cherish you and give you the love you want & deserve.Please call me at;five,zero,seven-four,five,one-one,five,one,one.Thank you,Randy

Oh, for Christ’s Sake! Literally. He’s doing it all in the name of Christianity!

Cool guy looking to meet someone – 22 (cottonwood mall)

Well, I stay in alot its hard to meet people, I heard this internet thing was pretty cool and thats how people are meeting now. So here I am. Please dont be crazy or stalkerish.

You know, if his picture didn’t scream “HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL 3″ all by itself, perhaps the fact that he’s from a city that is also a mall….? I’m sure all the crazy stalkers were all at the edge of the seats and then let out an audible “awww” when they saw that he wasn’t looking for crazies or stalkers. Better luck next time, girls!

Burly Indian Guy here – 34 (SD)

I am 34 and single with no kids. I work for an airline here AND LOVE to travel. I am looking for a girl who is just a total sweetheart. Someone sweet and romantic . Someone who likes to be babied and taken care of . Someone who would enjoy curling up in my arms and be safe and protected Physically I have to say I am a leg and butt man . So I like nice legs
I dont smoke , drink or do any drugs. I try to live a healthy lifestyle. I lift weights 4 times a week.
Well E.mail me back if this sounds like you

Aw. He almost sounded so normal. But those tits! I think Jo’s exact words were “HOLY SHIT HE HAS SOME FUCKING TITS!!!” lol…

Trample me in your high heels – m4w – 26 (Albuquerque)

I am looking for a women who would has had a very long day at work and would love to take it out on a submissive male. I am looking for a women that will trample me wearing her sharpest pair of high heels untill i submit and beg for mercy.

Where do I sign up?

Form an Orderly Line and Take a Number Ladies – m4w – 49 (NEH)

I can only please you one at a time.
Tease and please.
You get my undivided attention and benefit of my well practiced oral expertise. Then, the main event featuring Orgasmatrini and his lovely assistant. (You)
But first, dinner. Join me?
Yes, confident.
No disappointments.
Your place or mine.
Safe, sane and sober

Anybody else kind of feel like they just dropped acid or something? Orgasmatrini? Google doesn’t even know what that is!

I love to satisfy orally I need it now m4w m4mw m4m m4t – 40 (Abq)

I have a very active sex drive and need it all the time. Married str8 looking Prof. Hispanic male 5,9″, 220 lbs, clean ddf, 6 1/2 uncut, I can eat pussy, suck cock and love creampies. Singles welcomed as well as couples and groups. I also love crossdressers. Pleasing you is my priority if you want more its up to you. Top and/or bottom. Can’t host and must be discreet. send pic for a pic and a phone number.

He’s just a real big, fat, fucking whore. Wow.

Kudos, Jo. That was certainly a WIDE selection… *gulp*

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