The Bottom Of The Online Dating Barrel
Friday May 18th 2012

Interesting Sites

    Insider

    Archives

    Submissions From Jo

    FREE apartment with Christian love – 51 (Minnesota)

    If you are struggleing for any reason,then I would like to help you.I have a nice apartment in a safe pretty area where you can start over FREE.I am very lonely and need your companionship.I have alot of love,romance,& affection to give you.Any age,race,or past history is welcome,so just be honest.I will cherish you and give you the love you want & deserve.Please call me at;five,zero,seven-four,five,one-one,five,one,one.Thank you,Randy
    1f512014bZZZZZZZZZ8al718624bf5bd716aa Submissions From Jo

    Oh, for Christ’s Sake! Literally. He’s doing it all in the name of Christianity!

    Cool guy looking to meet someone – 22 (cottonwood mall)

    Well, I stay in alot its hard to meet people, I heard this internet thing was pretty cool and thats how people are meeting now. So here I am. Please dont be crazy or stalkerish.
    1191g4146ZZZZZZZZZ8ah63c68843d4761c57 Submissions From Jo


    You know, if his picture didn’t scream “HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL 3″ all by itself, perhaps the fact that he’s from a city that is also a mall….? I’m sure all the crazy stalkers were all at the edge of the seats and then let out an audible “awww” when they saw that he wasn’t looking for crazies or stalkers. Better luck next time, girls!

    Burly Indian Guy here icon smile Submissions From Jo – 34 (SD)

    I am 34 and single with no kids. I work for an airline here AND LOVE to travel. I am looking for a girl who is just a total sweetheart. Someone sweet and romantic . Someone who likes to be babied and taken care of . Someone who would enjoy curling up in my arms and be safe and protected icon wink Submissions From Jo Physically I have to say I am a leg and butt man . So I like nice legs icon smile Submissions From Jo
    I dont smoke , drink or do any drugs. I try to live a healthy lifestyle. I lift weights 4 times a week.
    Well E.mail me back if this sounds like you
    1fb1241g5ZZZZZZZZZ8ah631d3fdb93de16fe Submissions From Jo
    1101fb131ZZZZZZZZZ8ahf5154361805d15c5 Submissions From Jo
    1141f41g5ZZZZZZZZZ8ah830fae2774b8107f Submissions From Jo


    Aw. He almost sounded so normal. But those tits! I think Jo’s exact words were “HOLY SHIT HE HAS SOME FUCKING TITS!!!” lol…

    Trample me in your high heels – m4w – 26 (Albuquerque)

    I am looking for a women who would has had a very long day at work and would love to take it out on a submissive male. I am looking for a women that will trample me wearing her sharpest pair of high heels untill i submit and beg for mercy.

    Where do I sign up?

    Form an Orderly Line and Take a Number Ladies – m4w – 49 (NEH)

    I can only please you one at a time.
    Tease and please.
    You get my undivided attention and benefit of my well practiced oral expertise. Then, the main event featuring Orgasmatrini and his lovely assistant. (You)
    But first, dinner. Join me?
    Yes, confident.
    No disappointments.
    Your place or mine.
    Safe, sane and sober

    Anybody else kind of feel like they just dropped acid or something? Orgasmatrini? Google doesn’t even know what that is!

    I love to satisfy orally I need it now m4w m4mw m4m m4t – 40 (Abq)

    I have a very active sex drive and need it all the time. Married str8 looking Prof. Hispanic male 5,9″, 220 lbs, clean ddf, 6 1/2 uncut, I can eat pussy, suck cock and love creampies. Singles welcomed as well as couples and groups. I also love crossdressers. Pleasing you is my priority if you want more its up to you. Top and/or bottom. Can’t host and must be discreet. send pic for a pic and a phone number.

    He’s just a real big, fat, fucking whore. Wow.

    Kudos, Jo. That was certainly a WIDE selection… *gulp*

    pixel Submissions From Jo
    Previous Topic:

    More from category

    The Most Boring Personal Ad Ever
    The Most Boring Personal Ad Ever

    Can’t hurt to try this …… – 22 (bell) this is not a spam ……. hi my name is [Read More]

    It’s Just A Little Thing
    It’s Just A Little Thing

    Before I get started here, I want to clarify with everyone that I am in fact, a short person — not a little [Read More]

    Speaking of Pubes…
    Speaking of Pubes…

    Something just tells me the price on this isn’t quite right… I mean, I’ve never tried to calculate [Read More]

    The most intensely erotic experience of your life
    The most intensely erotic experience of your life

    Or… Maybe his. I don’t know. The most intensely erotic experience of your life A candlelit room. Jazz [Read More]

    Craigslist WIN! Holy Shit.
    Craigslist WIN! Holy Shit.

    I… I’m shocked. Seriously, stunned. There is such a thing as winning on Craigslist. 5 Things For You To [Read More]