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Seeking Committed Girlfriend for 3 – 4 Month Relationship – 29 (Southern NH)
Please note, this has been flagged once, which is odd because it’s not sexually suggestive, I’m in no way breaking a law, and I am unsure as to how this is offense. Please do not flag, if you take issue with the short term relationship that I seek, please e-mail me. Thanks.
Seeking Committed Girlfriend for 3 – 4 Month Relationship
Hi, I’m in the market for a girlfriend! I’m seeking a committed relationship lasting no more than 4 months from our second successful date. Following our second date (share associated financial costs) we’ll permit each other 24 – 72 hours, for consultation with our respective closest friends, to decide if we’re fit to be in a committed relationship lasting no longer than 4 months.
I understand that this inconveniently arrives at a time when the Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Years Holidays may play a difficult factor in having a time-sensitive, emotional and (presumably) physical commitment. We can gauge our involvement with one another during these holidays after discussing religion, politics in private, and if our parent’s have any desire to see grandchildren, or at least a wedding, in the near future. Knowing that we’re only together for 4 months, we do not want to cause unnecessary moral or ethical arguments during festive activities.
If we feel moderate to strong that these discussions could provoke thought or discussion directly related to our relationship, we will agree in advance to not attend either parties holiday gatherings. Under this “non-attendance clause”, I’ll be more than happy to be “the guy” that you “talk about” at your family functions that you’ll attend alone. I’ll permit the use of a photograph of me either in print form or on your cellular phone, or multimedia device (i.e. an ipod or equivalent). In exchange, and under the “non-attendance clause” you shall permit me to use a photo of you, of my choosing, in similar manner. I would prefer a photo of you in professional attire, or of the two of us engaged in an outdoor activity (i.e. walking, hiking, or winter sport).
A little about me:
I enjoy outdoor activities, indoor activities, fitness, television, cinema, dining at home and out, sporting events, music and concerts, technology, reading, sleeping, progress, learning, and optimism.
A little about you:
You enjoy outdoor activities, indoor activities, fitness, television, cinema, dining at home and out, sporting events, music and concerts, technology, reading, sleeping, progress, learning, and optimism.
A little about us:
We enjoy outdoor activities, indoor activities, fitness, television, cinema, dining at home and out, sporting events, music and concerts, technology, reading, sleeping, progress, learning, and optimism. You must be between the age of 21 years old and 31 years old from the day of our first date.
A little more about us / Required learning when people ask “about us”:
We aren’t each others “one”, we do not believe “this is it”, and we “enjoy each others company”.
I look forward to meeting you, a select group of your closest friends, and not a single member of your family. I think this could be a lasting relationship, one that expires no more than 4 months after our second successful date.
ARE YOU AN INTERESTED APPLICANT?
Please e-mail me with a link to your non privatized and completely public myspace, facebook, blog, other free online profile, or social networking homepage. Do not attach photos! I’d like to see a variety of shots, both candid and posed. Also, your online profile will give me insight as to your qualifications, it’s not unlike a professional resume, I suggest you remove anything that may hinder my selection.
No obese individuals and no genetic history of; or self-induced problematic emotional disorders.
What the fuck?!
