vaginasauras
Wow. Just… Wow…
Some gems from her “interests” list:
“kissing under the influence”
“making out in graveyards”
“pretending im a stripper”
“mooseknuckle sandwich”
“revolutionary fat grrls”
“poetic terrorism”
“emo boys with whiney voices”
“bloody frontbutt”
“snuggle time while eating sammiches”
Sammiches? Mooseknuckle sandwich? Pretending i’m a stripper? Bloody frontbutt?
Seriously, I’ve heard a LOT of “pet names” for smoking pot, but sammiches?
Interesting… That’s an understatement, right? It gets better:
About MeSimply looking for an interesting cute guy that want to hang out….and eat sammiches *wink*…….i’m not trying to fall in love….i’m not even looking for a boyfriend so to speak…but a grrl gets lonely at times and its nice to be able to snuggle up to someone..and dare i say feel safe and sound?i’m took picky tho……i like tall boys….with dark hair…and light eyes…but i’ve been known to be attracted to odd characters…
i’m rather loud and wild at times…im n a crazy raunchy dance metal band…..but mostly i’m shy in social situations unless evan williams is involved ha…….i like bowling, playing video games and singing kareoake…….i tend to scare boys…..so i’m looking for one that can keep up with me…i like 21 – 30yr olds……
oh and i’m vegan…i’d prefer someone on the same level……. but it isn’t going to make or break the situation….
And you know what makes finding this chick’s page even more hysterical? The fact that it was sent to me by this guy I’m supposed to go out with this weekend.
Laugh.out.fucking.loud. 
If this is what I’m up against, surely, SURELY I’m'a find someone who thinks I’m the bee’s knees.
