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    Um, hey… I think your dork is showing… Yea…

    Omg. Thank you Timmi… Excellent Submission…

    Timmi posted this on a private board that we frequent…

    My sexual fantasy (darth vader mask)

    So I got my Darth Vader mask tonight. I have the extreme urge to bang a chick, totally naked, except wearing myd Vader Mask!

    Any takers, ladies???

    JA!JA!JA!JA!JA!JA!JA!JA!JA!JA!JA!
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    And Emily said “No, because then he’d be bangin’ his daughter which is all kinds of EEW.”

    To which I responded “Hey Emily… I think your dork is showing.”

    This fantasy gives a whole new twist on brown-bagging-bitches… No?

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