I often wonder when I find some of this stuff on Craigslist: how many responses do people get? Do people answer the really stupid, poorly written ads? Sometimes I want to answer them and ask them “Am I the only one who’s answered you?”
I just can’t imagine the kind of woman that would answer an ad like this!
now accepting girlfriend aplications NO PIC NO RESPONSE – 24 (Cumming Ga)
Girlfriend Application. now accepting
FIRST THINGS FIRST I’M NOT INTO BBW. SO IF YOU ARE BBW THEN NO NEED TO RESPOND TO MY LISTING BECAUSE YOU WON’T GET A RESPONSE. I feel I’m a decent looking guy and I take care of myself so if ou look like you have lived at a buffett your whole life, thanks but no thanks
Name:
Age:
Height:
Hair (color ):
Eyes:
Are u a virgin?
Where would we go on dates?
What is your favorite kind of music?
who is your favorite band?
Do you drink/smoke?
Do you like the rain?
Would you give me a lap dance?
Would you like for me to give you a lap dance?
Could we cuddle and just fall asleep together?
Do you like watching any sports?
If so…what?
Would you call me right after we saw eachother?
How would you rate your kisses from 1-10?
What would you say is the best thing about yourself?
What would you say is your best physical feature?
What is your sense of humer like?
Do you have any reps (ie: heartbreaker, prick, slut etc)?
Would you give me a kiss just because?
Would u take me home to meet your parents?
If I was working a lot would that effect a realationship?
If i were 2 ask u out what would u say?
Would u makeout with me?
If we got to the point in the relationship where I told you I loved you, what would you say?
Would u ever cheat on me?
Would u ever trust me?
Do u consider yourself to be, cute, fine, ugly, average, sexy, or no comment???
NO PICTURE NO RESPONSE
Is this dude 24 or a 7th grader? I was fully expecting to see “Do you like me? Check yes or no.”
hey lesion an read – 18 (cartersville)
okay I’ve post up here quite a few time first lets get one thing right i don’t want to be contacted and told check me out on any type of singles sites any thing like that I’m looking for a girl not a web whore if this is what you are then don’t email me under stand so if u are real please feel free to contact me but i have better means to chat not some damn pay site to waist my money on. now to get to the point I’m looking for someone that is will to be loved for who they are and can care for me and i can do the same for them need some one that now how the to be funny and have a personality and share there time with me and like to have fun with there family and the man at the same time so please i will explain more when who ever it is has contacted me and please don’t for get what i said in the begging of this post if u want to chat it call email or aim or yahoo to i hope to hear from someone thank you your pic gets mine
GRAMMAR GODS! Please forgive this poor, unfortunate soul. Also, if you could pass this apology on to the Punctuation Gods, I’d appreciate it.
