I’ve realized Monday is a shitty day for me to add these… Because then it feels like work and I just have too much going on for Mondays to work.
So… just deal with them being late. 
Enjoy!
For real. The caption. “This is my lizard. He is sleeping.” This dude was actually cute and we emailed a bit, but he’s a hunter. And when I told him I couldn’t imagine killing animals, he went on this two-paragraphs-long-tirade about how raising cattle is brutal and if it weren’t for thoughtful hunters like him, the world would be so over-populated. *plonk*
Wow. Nothing says macho like posing with a washed up sea creature and flexing. Dude. That’s just sick.
So it’s a dude with his friend, right? Nothing to see here… Except…
This was his second picture…
And this was his third. I’m sorry. It’s unfair. Really. If I posted a bunch of pictures with my best girl friends, nobody would think I was gay. But three pictures in a row of this dude with other dudes and the final dude is trying to kiss him?
Jami’s Gay-dar says “bloop…bloop…BLOOP…BLOOOP…BLOOP!BLOOP!BLOOP!”
Is this picture flattering in any way? Bike shorts? You left the front door open. And you’re crouched down like “ZOMG! Knock man. I just took my pants off!”
Seriously. Does it matter which one? These guys just need a hot chick and they’d be prime candidates for Hot Chicks With Douche Bags.
Wow. He looks like a barrel of fun, doesn’t he? Yawn.
