What a crazy day! I have never broken a sweat on Thanksgiving day, but my mother was down, recovering from surgery. What a day. That’s all I got.
Super yummy food. Old stories. Good time with family.
All my day needs is a little bit of Craigslist Crazies.
You, too? Gooood. Well, curl on up here with me. *pats couch*
Very Attractive ‘attached’ man seeks busty woman for a lot of fun – 35 (Atlanta, GA)
I’m a very, attractive attached man looking for a very busty woman for, hopefully, long term fun…not just a one night stand. Best sex ever, guaranteed! Nothing makes me hotter than a busty woman cumming on me again and again.
Let’s try to look past his half-brained attempt to use air quotes or commas. How about we zero in on his creepy, crooked smile… And best sex ever? Not a chance dude. Falling in a quick third place behind cocks and hands, lips are a very necessary sexual tool. Missing an upper lip? That’s near the equivalent of missing a testicle. It can be looked over, but it’s not gonna be the kind of sex a girl writes to her diary about.
What’s up with being ‘attached’ and posting a face pic? I hope his wife or girlfriend or whoever let herself get attached to this douche bag is smart enough to catch him.
free free Adult toys (lawrenceville hwy)
if you are a women and you would like a toy for your self then we are giveing free toys out all night long till 12am this is a real place if you want to know more then email me back
Well, right off, I know I’m not right for this ad because I’m a womAn, not a womEn. *sigh* Bummer. I really was hoping to get a free free adult toy from a guy who clearly isn’t a rapist. Mmmhmm.
Seeking New Friend For Nudist Club Activities – 60 (NE Metro Atlanta)
Str8 DWM, long time member of both local and national nudist clubs, seeking new female friend in or near my age group for travel and adventure. Yes, I know it is the middle of winter, but I want to find a friend now so that we can be ready to play in the sun together starting next spring. Saturday or Sunday day trips to landed nudist clubs north of Atlanta. Weekend or longer trips to nudist clubs and resorts and nude beaches in Florida and other southeastern states. Sometimes we will be camping, other times we will be staying at the club or in a hotel. Possible long-term relationship if the chemistry is right. Please be white, over forty, definitely a non-smoker, not a heavy drinker, hair color does not matter, and weight proportionate to height. A few extra pounds OK, but no big girls please. You need to be a nudist, or at least nude curious. Remember, no swim suits allowed in the pool or in the hot tub. If this sounds like you, get in touch. Maybe you could come over and spend some time relaxing in my hot tub while we talk about mutual interests.
EEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW! A sixty year old nudist?! Dats so nassy!
Also, I’d like to take the time to discuss my utter disgust for hot tubs. There is nothing grosser to me than sweaty people sitting in a big, bubbling tub of mixed-up germy soup. It’s people soup, man. And it’s nasty. And the whole “hot tubs are sexy” thing is a fucking lie. There’s nothing sexy about red skin and sweaty faces. Nothing. If I want to take a bubble bath, I’d do it alone. I wouldn’t invite my friend, my neighbor, and I most certainly wouldn’t invite some stranger from Craigslist.
Ew. Just EW.
lionking looking 4 cuti sexy n freak women ,2 WOMENS (atlanta)
HI GIRLS, AM HANDSOME ,MATUERD,HONEST,SLIME GUY LOOKING 4 HOT SEXY GILR OR GIRLS , AM OPEN MINDED EASY TO GET ALONE.
Awww. He’s a slime guy. Looking for a sexy gilr. And, come on, y’all. He’s easy to get alone.
*blink*
As my uber clever friend Courey said “He’s the Lion King. Come on, you mean you wouldn’t have a threesome for the Lion King?”
