I really don’t know if this link will work for you, but here’s hoping.
His Name Is Lando
I used to own my own Bakery in Atlanta, but was shut down after I was caught putting lysol and needles in the cakes and muffins. People don’t seem to have a sense of humor anymore and after my 17th lawsuit I decided to call it quits.
I am currently waiting to hear back on my application for bus driver at the local nursing home, but it has been over a year now and I thinking about resending it. I’m pretty sure they discovered I had a DUI a 2 years ago after leaving my other job: a clown for children’s parties. Either way, I am independently wealthy and have always felt that the “rules do not apply to me,” so whether or not I get this job is inconsequential to my real passion in life- drinking.
My only true love was a girl I dated in high school named Allison McClintock. If you are her, or if you know her please contact me. We broke up years before I became successful and I want her to know, at the very least, I am now worth something. I have muscles, money and motivation to be a top notch US citizen. I am a winner,and I win most of the time. That is why I am on this website.
The good news? This dude rocks. Seriously. I want in his pants, for sure. And he is cute.
The bad news? I bet he’s a total ass hole.
