Sorry. My brain is like “ppbbbbffffftttt” right now. I thought about waiting until tomorrow to post this one, but I’m like “fuck it”… Here’s Tuesday’s Craigslist Crazies on Monday night 
What up! – 26
Fun outgoing, holla
That’s it. Seriously. It makes me sad that this douche bag is in my age demographic.
“DAMN RIGHT? …I ALREADY KNOW!!!” – 29 (ROSWELL,GA.)
IF UR ELEGANT,SEXY& INTELLIGENT,IF UR CONSIDERED A DIME FELINE,THEN POSTING IS FOR U, CAUSE UR THE REASON IM ON CL AT THIS TIME. IF UR DANGEROUSLY FLAVORISH,SO FLY THAT ONCE SEEN MY EYES WOULD SAVOR IT,WHERE THERE ONCE WAS HESITATION,IM DONE WITH ALL THE PLAYIN,NOW IM CONIDERING LOOKING FOR U AS MY ONLY FAVORITE.IM FINDING MYSELF WANTING THAT PERFECT MATCH,U KNOW WHERE OUR HEARTS & SOUL BEGIN 2 MATCH & HONESTLY HONEYDROP PLEASE TELL ME WHATS “EFFIN” WITH THAT? ON A MISSION 2 BUILD WITH U ON SOME REAL “S**T, SOME HEARTFELT & POSITIVE ISSUES, USING TRANQUILITY & STABILITY TO CARESS UR SPIRITUAL,B4 EVEN THINKING ABOUT THE PHYSICAL.BECAUSE THEN R CONNECTION WILL B A REFLECTION OF MY CONSTANT & STEADY STRIVIN, SO THAT U WILL KNOW THAT IVE NEVER STOPPED REALIZIN,THAT U TRULY R & ALWAYS WILL B 2 ME ,MY PRINCESS CUT DIAMOND.SO UNTIL I CAN USE MY VOCAL ORGANISM,I HOPE IVE LEFT U WITH JUST A HINT OF MY SINCERE MAGNETISM,ILL END THIS POSTING SINCERE & COMPLETED STR8T FROM THE HEART WITH ZERO HYPOCRITICAL SENTENCES,JUST A REFLECTION OF MY HEART & WHAT IM ABOUT,IN CLOSING JUST WHAT MY TRUE ESSENCE IS.IF THIS POSTING SPEAKS 2 U & UR FEELING THIS,PLEASE LEAVE ME A MESSAGE.{ ME & U AGAINST THE WORLD BABY!!!}
A dime feline? Dangerously flavorish? Vocal organism?
Wait a second — was this a rap?
*looking around the room*
I can’t believe he was serious, dude.
CAN YOU LOVE ME…? LOOKING TO RELOCATE
Am looking for a good looking lady, who is smart, and take care of her body, (ASS MAN)… I want to move to Atlanta, i need a women that could help money wise and to help me get a job, am working now, but like i said, am looking to relocate, i don’t have friend or family..So if you willing and you SERIOUS thin get back….
A little bout my self, am a fun person, am out going individual who loves to have fun. 6ft. Medium build.41 years of age. Non-smoker and social drinker. Easy to communicate with and interact with. Very outspoken as well as easy going.I like women with nice figures (weight proportioned to height) and am especially fond of nice butts. You don’t have to necessarily have a big butt, but a little junk in the trunk is a plus, lol. I prefer women who are drama-free and compatible to my easy-to-get-along-with personality. While age is only a number, women in the 27-49 age range are most desirable. SERIOUS REPLYS ONLY, you must send pics, if am interested i will get back…
Forty one years old and looking for a strange woman in another town to help you get on your feet? I bet your mother is so proud!
I bet Aussie Rick could give him some pointers, eh? I’d say, you’ve got no job, you look a little bit like Debo (“That’s my bike, punk!”)… Maybe you should have less emphasis on the shape and condition of your future land-lady’s derriere…?
Just a thought.
