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That’s his user name. Hand to God. Watch one porno… Why stop at one?

Oh, Kelly. I am so sorry you were subjected to this man. *sigh* Takin’ one for the team!

He said on his profile that he was “good looking” with “a few” extra pounds. Those look like at least DD’s, dude. That’s a bit more than a few unless they’re full of mammary tissue and not just fat.

Could he choose a LESS flattering angle for a picture?

A little about me…
I enjoy; music ,books,movies,shooting pool,playing euchre.Looking for a pen pal and casual relationship,to cuddle,kiss,touch each .Ask me about my fantasies.lol

I don’t know about you, but it makes me a little nervous when, after a guy tells you to ask him about his fantasies, he laughs out loud. What’s so funny man? What kind of fantasies are in that creepy little head of yours?

Oh. Wait. Yea… This angle is definitely less flattering. My mistake.

When asked what he’s looking for in a partner, he said:
Looking for long term relationship, Someone that would like to play strip poker,maybe naked twister,touchy feely type

Shudder. Seriously. Did he just say touchy feely type??

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