Whew! Thanks for the submissions, Dena…
What’s an Ogre to do? – 49 (Northshore)
(This profile was a bit long… And really not all that entertaining, lest these two excerpts:)
I don’t consider myself handsome. Hell, grown men have crossed streets to avoid me. Children run to their parents for security.If you are a woman with a bunch of guy friends, don’t waste my time. I’m a rogue male, and I don’t play well with others. Lot of women aren’t getting that, apparently. I DON’T SHARE MY WOMAN!
Oh god. He seems a bit… possessive, no? Though, if he really is an ogre, I’d imagine when he gets his giant green hands around a woman, he has a hard time letting go. What’s up the with the curtain in the background, man…?
Just visiting this planet – 28 (Metairie)
Greetings, people of earth!
My interests are eclectic and include philosophy, science, and art.
Go through phases. Currently like spending a lot of time in my room staying up late listening to music, watching movies, playing video games.
Looking for a friend to snuggle and play with me
Open to many possibilities.
Charles
Charles… Charles… What an unusual name for an alien. He sounds like loads of fun, for sure. “What? You’re a hermit alien that wants company? ME TOO! ZOMG!”
my witty title that makes people click…or does it?n – 28
Another really too long profile. If it were longer, I’d probably post it just for emphasis. If it were funnier, I’d post it in it’s entirety. But it’s a bit beige and, just… *yawn* A couple of lines:
like most computer people i wear glasses…usually sporting a goatee, a tight black t-shirt and camouflage pants…except when i have a suit and tie on for work…both ears pierced, one tattoo, many more planned…my clothes are a uniform…
i’ve always considered myself one of those people that requires a lot of character development before i’m attractive. it’s a serious flaw but people tend to not really get me until they see the whole picture.
Really? Camouflage pants? That’s just not okay… Really… I could MAYBE let you slide with a trendy sort of camo cargo short… But actually typing out camouflage makes me think you’re wearing clothes like this dude. And seriously… That last sentence makes me think of the last guy I went out with…
It went a little something like this (a direct quote, actually…):
what you see is what you get with me as well..but i have layers that are not visible unless there was something requires them present….im multi layered as well…but im not like most people i have depth…and dimensions….im not complicated….just multi-faceted
WTF? Right… MMhmmm… Can’t wait to jump into that great big not-at-all scary abyss!
And dude. Really. He uploaded a picture of BLOOD SPATTER! That is just not okay.
