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    Dress me up and take me to Girl World – 23 (Back Bay)
    Hey there.

    I’m still looking for this….ASAP! So….if you’re looking for a fun activity, something different and unique. This is for you.

    Just a little about me first, I am a 23 year-old male student here in Boston. Average height with brown hair and brown eyes.

    Here’s what I’d like to do…

    I’d love to come over, have all of my body hair removed (I have Nair and we could buy some women’s razors). Then I’d love for you to dress me up in your girly clothes. I’d love to sleep in you’re girly PJ’s, with a girly bra, girly panties and anything else that will make me feel girly. And it doesn’t stop there. Maybe I could try “the pill”, have a pillow fight. Mani, pedi, facial. You know be a girl for a night in almost every way.

    Come up with your own ideas because I’m more than open to them. The concept is to mentally, physically and emotionally take me from guy world to girl world for a night. Sure, I’ll still have the male equipment, but I won’t be allowed to use them in that capacity. That means I’ll even have to sit down to pee, sit cross-legged like a girl and anything in between.

    I can’t express how serious I am about this. NO GUYS PLEASE!! If I’m going to be the girl, I’m going to have to be around other girls. I’m going to have to see like a girl, act like a girl and feel like a girl while I’m around them. That’s the point.

    If you’re interested and live alone or other female roommates up for the idea, shoot me an email and let’s talk some more about making this happen soon. Thanks! (In rare cases, I would even be willing to spring for a hotel, but you must be on your game and provide something truly unique. This would be a great opportunity for several girls to get involved in a neutral setting)

    Q – Are you straight
    A – Absolutely

    Q – So why are you doing this?
    A – For me, the idea is to mentally go a place I have never been before. Like a vacation. I want to be taken completely out of my element to the point that I am not the same person.

    Q – What is in it for me?
    A – You get another girlfriend. Someone to play with for a night. Company. Someone perhaps to cuddle with. If you need me to do some chores, I wouldn’t mind that as well.

    Q – What if I don’t want this to include any sexual contact?
    A – It doesn’t have to. That’s the point. Now it would be fun if you would punish me like a girl and teach me how to kiss like a girl and do more, if we got to that point, but by no means am I expecting it.

    Q – Why can’t you just do it on your own?
    A – Part of the experience for me is having absolutely no control of my surroundings. I can’t do that at my place, in my own bed, in my own clothes.

    Q – Do you have any limits?
    A – This must stay in private and I will not do it for a guy. Don’t even ask.

    Q – When would you like to do this?
    A – As soon as humanly possible. Ideally tonight or this weekend sometime, if it was at all possible. Of course I will wait for the right situation.

    Q – What do I do if I’m interested?
    A – Just shoot me an email and I’ll be happy to talk with you about it. I hope you’ll find that I am a normal and vanilla person who just wants to completely escape for just a little while. It is a crazy idea, but it could really be a lot of fun.

    This was listed in the m4w category… I’m hoping it’s just a gay dude trying to find girl friends… Because I can’t imagine being able to get a girl boner for a dude after he took one of my birth control pills.

    *blink*

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