I really love Craigslist… I do…
But Atlanta’s Craigslist site has been letting me down lately… There’s still fodder, but it’s just the same ol‘, same ol‘.
How about we trek around the planet for a spell, eh?
Anyone up for a typical Japanese Businessman?
Seeking female-led relationship – 24 (Tokyo)
Hello.
I’m a 24 year old local businessman who is used to be being in female-dominated relationships.
These have ranged from simple ‘she leads the way’ to absolute control of my life. I am flexible, but I do need a woman who is able to be in charge, both in the bedroom and out. She has to be able to instill discipline in me, both in the bedroom and out!
This woman would also need to manage my finances for me. I would turn my checks over to her and draw an allowance that she deems sufficient. What I don’t spend she can keep for herself.
Sexually, she could find other lovers occasionally as she wishes, as long as they aren’t permanent or take my place.
If this sounds like something you’re interested in, please shoot me an email. I can provide pictures at request – my body type is slender, pale, and hairless.
Wow. What was most interesting about this was that, on the Tokyo Craigslist, it was a pretty even split between guys like this and guys that wanted women to dress up like school girls and submit. Interesting.
usa cityzen seeking asian girls for sex or maybe love – 44 (miami beach fl usa)
5’4 tall,135 lb,slim,black hair,green eyes,send pictures(photos)and email.
honest,sincere,frienly,healthy,live in miami beach.hope to hear from you.kisses harold.
Spelling mistakes aside, there isn’t anything about this one that really pops out for you, is there? How about the fact that he’s looking for sex in Tokyo when he lives in Southern Florida?
Harold! Get a map!!!
Let’s swing on down to Thailand for a minute!
Women in Los Angeles call me “ugly OLD MAN” – 48 (LOS ANGELES, CA)
HI, I am 48 yrs. old. I am separated, and the women in this city want young, hot, movie star men…am i ugly??
Yes. And you’re probably poor… And you’re also a fucking cry baby who really misses your ex-wife who left you for, I’m guessing, a hot, young movie star? You live in Los Angeles – international capital of the Plastic People! Don’t act surprised!
I have a big penis – 40 (Bangkok)
Seeking a lot of long term relationships with doting gullible women. I am good looking, occasionally honest, but sort of dumb at times. I’m from the US of A, and don’t make much money. If you are employed and don’t mind my binge drinking and romps at Soi Cowboy then we’ll make a great match. Please send a pic.
So, yea. This is probably a joke. The title caught my attention, lol. Then I laughed like a 12 year old boy because I was like “What made the hole in the tree, dude? Your gigantic member?”
Fail?
Best Man You Never Met (U.S.A.)
Respectful,sucessful,smart,loyal,happy,healthy,humerous,well traviled and dont abuse anything or anyone.Seeking a educated,attractive,slim,sexy,childless lady with virtues and values,who would consider relocateing if Mr Right came along.If your haveing a crisus or looking for a sugar daddy Im not that guy,sorry.If your interested and honest drop me a line and a photo.Well see what happons.If we have chemestry my dog spooky will need to give you a good sniffing.
So the spelling is atrocious! Right. I was cracking at up “well traviled” but damn near choked when I saw that he’s going to make sure Spooky sniffs your hind quarters.
*blink*blink*
Please say he’s not from the south.
Please say he’s not from the south.
Please say he’s not from the south.
Please say he’s not from the south.
75 young man in USA looking nice young thai lady – 75 (Silicon Valley)
75 year young man in USA looking for nice young thai lady for computer contact.
Mabe more later.
Alright! Who does this grandpa belong to? Someone needs to spend a little bit more quality time with old Pawpaw and his pitbull so that he don’t feel so lonely!
How about we head over to Paris for just a quickie?
Please… I know it’s long. It is well worth the WTF-face to read this entire post. I know it doesn’t make sense and he says something how Raid = murder… But hang in there! You can do this!
I am deaf who disagree with having a child
When I want to
bring a child then my conscience may tell me its wrong
to do that because it may tell me that I should know
better by not to hurt someone else by produce a pain
in someone else. Having a child is good as if
I am hurting other people. Someone may say
but my conscience seems tell me I have right to
produce a baby. Well, her good conscience can get more
weaker if “she keep counting how many people are in
the world ” I mean being a copycat can be dangerous. I
can give you more or a better example, a person can
say my conscience seems tell me I have right to kill
some ants or insects with Raid because it is approved
by government but in reality it is murderous which is
in same degree as killing people. Other example, any
person can say my conscience seems tell me I have
right to have a baby because of sperm or egg but in
reality you can’t say its OK to kill because of Raid
likewise you can’t say its OK because of sperm. Having
a sperm nor Raid does not mean its a right thing to
do. I am telling the truth that a human body is very
ill like aids or any disease that cause pain
constantly because I have never heard anyone living
without pain either in small or big. Someone may say I
made it looks like I am depressed. Well, I am
talking about a natural unavoidable pain which
even every newly born baby in a hospital can
feel pain.Some people may say that having a child is
the most beautiful thing in the world. I think
I know why they say that because in reality, it is
the most painful in the world therefore they have
to cover it up by saying its most wonderful thing
to do. It’s a confusion statement to call good evil
and call evil good. Someone may say then why not I kill myself.
I may be too selfish to be still alive. Whether I kill myself
or not, it is still wrong to be alive with pain. It is much
easier not to have baby than kill myself.
So… It sounds like we’re working with a bit of a language barrier… And he’s deaf (Erin said deaf people talk funny, lol). But what the fuck was that all about?! My train of thought derailed sometime after raid + sperm + AIDS.
I am totally still scratching my head, man. Weird.
I wanted to keep all the (Bang)cocks together, but really wanted to end with this listing. It’s just… *sigh* Special.
31 Single No kids looking for a woman with a loving head on her should – 31 (Portland)
31 Single No kids looking for a woman with a loving head on her shoulders. Move with me to my home to be my loving wife. Must be 420 friendly and hot enough to be a webcam girl. Send your pic if serious.
Oh man. It must’ve been some hydroponic dank shit, duuuuuude. Can you imagine the group of Portland pot heads that must have been sitting around when this idea came to life?
*pufffffffffff* Dude. You know what I want?
*puffffff* What man?
*puuuffffff*cough*gag*cough*giggle* I want a Thai wife, man.
*giggle*pufffffff*Only if she’s as hot as a web cam girl, dude.
*puuuufffff* Totally.
