My inbox runneth ovah, y’all. I guess, we’re getting closer to Christmas, people are like “Oh crap, I need a girlfriend!”
Are those… boobs? And what kind of camera did you use to take this picture? A Polaroid?
Welcome to the fun house! Sadly, this was really his best picture. Bless his heart… Poor genes are just an unfair fate.
Holy crap. Now, admittedly, this was his “funny” picture on his page. So it was very much intentional, but I couldn’t not include it. His caption “It was a long week at work.” LOL!
He said that he was a very positive and friendly man.
I feel like I’m in trouble with the way he’s looking at me… Like… He’s calling me by my first, middle, AND last name!
How do you feel about taking this picture for your personal ad, sir?
“Meh.”
This guy cracked me up. If it weren’t for this one little sentence on his profile (and the fact that he lived fairly far away from me), I would have really enjoyed talking to him.
Hard to say what I like most in life, but if forced to choose I would pick paintballing. Nothing like the saw adrenaline rush of evading fire while trying to dish out some punishment of your own.Did he just say evading fire? Yes… Yes he did. Reason # 98347298713471239486978 why I just could never date a soldier. God bless those of you that are married to military men. For someone so combative, I really am one hell of a pacifist!!
Yes… Hello… My name is Leroy Phelps. My brother is Leon Phelps, you know… The ladies man…Yes….
We get it. You like The Punisher. But why did you do this sad-assed photoshop effect to your picture? *sigh* I guess we could say your personality really shines through?
*cricket*cricket*
*ahem*
I think these are two men. I can’t be sure… I really don’t know which one is interested in me. There was no caption. If I had to pick, based solely on this picture, I’d pick the guy in the blue suit. Why, you ask? Hell if I know. He’s taller?
This guy missed my couples crack-down by only a couple of days. Bless his heart. I don’t get his tshirt…? Anybody get it? I googled it and came up with recipes. Is this where the tshirt companies have fallen? We’re just putting the names of our favorite foods on tshirts?
I’d like to date a guy wearing a tshirt that says “Chicken and Dumplings.” Mmmmmm!
So… did he buy this rose for an actual potential date? Or just to take the picture? Either way, I’m creeped out. And talk about a helluva a mustache!
Nothing says “Committed” like a dude drinking a personal-sized bottle of Jager!
Jager bombs! Jager bombs! Jager bombs!
Fuckin‘ skank!
