Is there something on this face that says “Please! Crazy boys! Flock to me!”
Some sort of gravitational pull that causes the most douche-iest of the douche bags to be forcefully sucked into my personal space?
It’s shit like this that makes me want to be a lesbian. Or a nun. Or a dead person. I can’t quite decide. Whatever I end up being, dear god, could you please remove this sort of black-hole-strength suck-power that I have on pulling the biggest losers towards me??
Here’s the back story:
Well where do i begin… I am 29 years old. I served nearly 7 years in the Army. After a few deployments to diff countries one being Iraq. I decided that maybe there wasa better use for me out there. After i got out in 2004 i started working for the geek squad. I worked for them for about 3 years and then started my own company. I am still running my company and trying my best to have fun. I love my job and am a very fun and happy person. I dont do drama, I am not a heart breaker, and im not a player. I would like to meet people that are open and honest about everything as i can be a bit harsh with my bluntness and honesty. Well if i sound tolerable then send me a message.
So, he’s sort of cute. A little blonde for my tastes. That last picture was, eh… Silly. But I could look it over because he sounded like an alright dude. And to be totally honest, I thought his shirt was funny, hahaha!
We exchanged a couple of (very) short emails and he asked me to add him to my Yahoo Messenger. I did.
Around 11:30 tonight, I was seriously about to close my laptop and up pops an instant message from a GeekEffect, who turns out to be Lewis.
I’m immediately bothered by him because right after asking me how I’m doing, he asks me for more pictures. *sigh* I redirected him to my dating profile.
He corrects me… He wants to see some “sexy pics”…
Gah. If I didn’t have a dating blog, I would have just blocked him… But I smelled fodder… And you know I love fodder. 
I said “Like what?”
He sent me these gems:
So they got progressively weirder… And I’m thinking “Sexy pics??” So I make fun of him a bit… Crack on him for his long underpants and tease him for being a man in the bathtub…
And I’m like “Yea… I’ve got to go…”
Then he sends me these two gems
As well as pictures of his penis. Pictures. Plural.
DUDE. What the holy fuck?!!?
From zero to weirdo in a ten minute IM conversation.
I gotta work on the vibe I’m putting out. I WISH it were just players and guido douche bags. I could handle that. But sending a stranger pictures of your genitals?! That is so clearly not the vibe I’m trying to put out!!
Gah!
