Oh. I see. It is your girlfriend… Or exgirlfriend… Or wife… Or exwife.
*sigh*
Even if you say it’s your sister… Even if it IS your sister!
Even if it’s your best friend… And you would never, ever, ever think about boinking her (P’sha!)
Pick another picture, dude. Because you could be the hottest, most wonderful man. But if you’ve got a picture up of you and some woman in any sort of loving embrace, I’m gonna holla “NEXT!”
Here’s a few old Date Wrecks and a bunch of new ones!
You guys really are a good looking couple. Whatever you did to blow this one, dude… Go fix it. She’s a pretty girl. She doesn’t deserve to be on your personal ad!
Remember this one? This one cracked me up. Not only are they in a super cozy embrace, you can see her wedding ring! If you’re going to take the time to remove your wife’s face, g’head and take the time to crop out the ring you saved up for three months to purchase for her.
This guy cracks me up. Now, this picture and the next two pictures are of the same dude. He’s clearly much more tan in the second picture, but it’s him. I can’t tell if it’s the same girl… Though, the outcome for this picture would be the same whether it was the same girl or not. Sexually suggestive costume? Yea… I bet she’s thrilled that she ended up on your personal ad.
She looks like, “Oh shit. Somebody just got me in this picture with this fucking orange-skinned douche bag!” But we really know she’s thinking “OMG. This picture is totally going to end up on his personal ad when I dump his lame ass. Crap.”
I wonder if she was pre-socket girl or post-socket girl? Whenever he dated her, she’s either ugly or she told him to scratch her face out when he asked her during the break up if he could use that picture from Jen & John’s wedding on his personal ad. Good for you, blonde girl!
Remember this one? This guy posted on Craigslist… A red-headed man in his late 30s who was only interested in, as he put it “strong sisters”… His girlfriend loves what he’s doing. Her best friend is not feeling it. Do you see her face?
Holy.Shit.
That is so totally a WEDDING PICTURE!! Wrong, wrong, WRONG! On so many levels – WRONG!
The caption read, in all caps, mind you: “THIS IS MY SISTER!!! REALLY!!!!” In the bathtub?? Really…? Your sister. I smell bullshit.
I have a rule about going out to clubs. If it’s the kind of club that takes pictures of you during the night and then put it up on their website, I don’t go. I think it’s so super lame. But it’s a very “Atlanta” thing to do at all the clubs down in Midtown/Downtown. I got nothing to really say about these two… I guess if she signed the release granting the club’s website to use her picture, maybe she wouldn’t mind being on this dude’s personal ad?
Let’s end this on a furry note… Er… I mean, funny note. Yea… I bet this girl doesn’t mind this picture being up at all. It was clearly taken in the mid 1980s and, more than likely, she doesn’t have this figure anymore. She probably asked him to put it up there so that she could bask in the glow of her glory days. Ahhh, the french cut bikini… It lengthens the legs, right?
Seriously, if we were to rank pictures on a scale of 1-10, with 1 being the absolute shittiest picture you could choose, a picture with a woman ranks around 2 or 3.
Don’t. Boys… *sigh* Just don’t.
