Got some goodies this week.
Ain’t nuttin’ dis city gal lurves mo’ den a main dat noz his way ’round a tracktur. Seriously, what’s going on in this picture? Does it really convey who you are on the inside…? What it is telling me about you? You like backhoes?
*singing* I ain’t yo’ hooooo!
Caption read “Rocking the chops.”Oh no, kind sir. I think those chops are really the ones in charge of your face. It looks like you had a beard and had some sort of vertical run-in with a set of clippers. I also appreciate that this picture is nearly TWO YEARS OLD. *sigh*
Black and Mild photo print ad? I’m a smoker y’all, and the idea of curling up to a dude that is this enveloped in smoke isn’t appealing. Dude, crack a window or something… Turn the fan on. Hotboxing your pinstripe suit in B&M smoke isn’t hot.
I’ve always had a hate/hate relationship with Black and Milds. I think it started when I realized the initials for them was BM. Poor planning, y’all.
This was hysterical! I had to include it. I would have emailed him had he not been in his late thirties. A little old for me, I think.
Nothing resonates with me quite like a man who has a bed that I’ve seen in countless porns. Where do you buy a bed like this? www.thisbedwillpayforitself.com? And is that a crushed velvet blue bedspread? Classy. This dude is CLEARLY a class act.
Caption: “My Croatian Wifey – 1997″.Anybody else think this is a little weird? Including pictures that are more than 10 years old and that also include your wife? Yea… I’m gonna go with FAIL on this one.
Alright, so let’s pick this one apart a little bit, shall we? Firstaball (my MD peeps will get that, the rest of you are on the outside of that little inside joke), dude said he was 28. That’s just one measly year older than me. I don’t believe that at all. Not at all. Secondly, check out the neck bling and the wrist bling. Is that a double helix bracelet? That’s actually kind of cool in a “I’m a cool science nerd” kind of way, but he doesn’t pull it off. Lastly, dear lord. Lookit the arm hair.
*flailing my arms above my head and running amok!*
I have never seen so much hair on a wrist in my life.
