Here’s the transcription:
douchebag:hey
me:hi there
douchebag:how are you
me:pretty good
me:about to turn in for the night
me:you look much older than 23
douchebag:thx?
me:lol
douchebag:so, whats the tattoo on ur chest for?
me:attention?
me:lol
me:no it’s really in memory of my grandmother
me:she used to wear this god awful qvc-style grandma pendant
douchebag:so u put that same awful pendant on ur chest?
me:mine is way prettier than hers
douchebag:lol
me:so your profile is pretty empty man…
douchebag:well, if u have questions… ud ask
me:lol
me:interesting
me:you message me… and then i’m prompted to ask the questions…
me:this is a whole new experimental thing, no? lol
douchebag:well, if u have questions, ud ask
douchebag:just like i had questions… i asked
me:hmmm…
me:ok
douchebag:like… if ur interested… ud be active
douchebag:active listening… ask questions etc
me:alright, well
me:nice talking to you
me:good luck with this approach
And then insert some stupid ass rambling from some stupid motherfucker who thinks he’s God’s gift to women.
What the hell is wrong with some people?? If your profile is empty, what is there to be interested in??
I guess maybe I’m hot enough that he just wanted to talk to me based on my picture. *shrug*
