We’ve almost hit five days, folks.
What’s happening?
I’m… it’s… there’s no PENISES!!
– somebody get me a brown paper sack to breathe into before I hyperventilate! –
So… either OkCupid has actually cracked down on the surprise penis epidemic or… Well, god. I can’t think of another scenario.
Y’all go do something. Read my blog. Tell your friends or something.
I’m going to sit over here and just gently trace my fingers across the little white letters…
Inhale… Exhale… Inhale… Exhale… 
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