We’ll start with this dazzling picture. Six flags, sunglasses, pursed lips, nice. Who’s the terrible photographer that took this one?? And this was his ONLY picture.
But he sent me an instant message, and nothing on his profile sent up red flags… To be honest, his profile was about as exciting to me as a nap. But, I’m trying to keep an open mind about dating and you never do know what you’re going to get. Maybe my prince charming is sitting in a boring dude wrapper…? Who knows…
The conversation went like this:
Clueless:hello:hello
Clueless:how are you doing?
Clueless: doing great
Clueless: whats ur name?
:jami
Clueless: ronnie
Clueless: same here
Clueless:we live close
Clueless: have you met anyone from here?
Clueless:yes
Clueless:thats a great red sweater in on of ur pics
Clueless:yesterday was the day for it
Clueless:it was sooo cold
:thank you. it’s from my brother’s wedding.
Clueless:lol
Clueless:wanna meet?
Clueless:ok
(insert 15 minutes of time here.) I closed the window and moved on. And then…
Clueless:i wish i cd make luv to u
:WHAT?! dude. no.
Clueless:sighs
Clueless:you are sooo sexy
Clueless:illl buy u dinner
:please leave me alone.
Clueless:ok
Clueless:bye
DEAR LORD. How?! Why?! I don’t understand what I’m doing to deserve this?? Is this my karmic retribution for writing this blog? If that’s the case, ok… I’ll take it. Because that’s only fair, right?
*sigh*
Dude. Just… WOW.
