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    Another Round of Terrible Names

    Really. C’mon now, guys. I know it’s hard to pick a handle on a website. I get it. I’m fortunate in that I can usually just grab “Jami” because of it’s unique spelling, but sometimes even that is taken.

    This is just unacceptable, y’all.

    Untitled 2 Another Round of Terrible NamesThis picture just cracked me up as a one-two-punch to his user name.

    Especially because the real Mr. Get Like Me looks like this:
    DavidBanner 06 big Another Round of Terrible NamesI think it’s a strrrrrrrrrrrrretch, dude.

    Untitled 3 Another Round of Terrible NamesReally? If you have to say something in your user name about how you’re such a great guy, chances are, you probably are not. Either that, or you’re terrrrribly insecure.

    Untitled 4 Another Round of Terrible NamesExeqtive? I thought only text-speaking losers spelled works like that. Thanks for being 40 years old and proving me wrong!

    Untitled 5 Another Round of Terrible NamesWay.to.sell.yourself. There is nothing that a girl wants more than to talk to a guy who would so blatantly admit that he’s a loony.

    Untitled 6 Another Round of Terrible NamesDude, yea. Alright. I think your user name is totally hot, man. For sure. Want to go smoke a bowl before spanish class?

    Untitled 7 Another Round of Terrible NamesThis guy made my “From My Inbox” and ever since I looked at his profile, he has been peeking at me nearly every day. *shudder* A fifty-five year old dude who considers himself feminized? Not super high on my list…

    Untitled 1 Another Round of Terrible NamesYet again, scifi + game + 42 year old father = not someone I want to talk to. I didn’t even have to look at your profile to realize that.

    Untitled 8 Another Round of Terrible NamesAHAHAHAH! Oh my hell. This one really cracked me the fuck up. I guess there’s a lot of poppin’ and lockin’ in downtown Winchester, Tennessee. Looks like a hip-hoppin’, beat boxin’ place to club hop. Fer reelz.

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