Really. C’mon now, guys. I know it’s hard to pick a handle on a website. I get it. I’m fortunate in that I can usually just grab “Jami” because of it’s unique spelling, but sometimes even that is taken.
This is just unacceptable, y’all.
This picture just cracked me up as a one-two-punch to his user name.
Especially because the real Mr. Get Like Me looks like this:
I think it’s a strrrrrrrrrrrrretch, dude.
Really? If you have to say something in your user name about how you’re such a great guy, chances are, you probably are not. Either that, or you’re terrrrribly insecure.
Exeqtive? I thought only text-speaking losers spelled works like that. Thanks for being 40 years old and proving me wrong!
Way.to.sell.yourself. There is nothing that a girl wants more than to talk to a guy who would so blatantly admit that he’s a loony.
Dude, yea. Alright. I think your user name is totally hot, man. For sure. Want to go smoke a bowl before spanish class?
This guy made my “From My Inbox” and ever since I looked at his profile, he has been peeking at me nearly every day. *shudder* A fifty-five year old dude who considers himself feminized? Not super high on my list…
Yet again, scifi + game + 42 year old father = not someone I want to talk to. I didn’t even have to look at your profile to realize that.
AHAHAHAH! Oh my hell. This one really cracked me the fuck up. I guess there’s a lot of poppin’ and lockin’ in downtown Winchester, Tennessee. Looks like a hip-hoppin’, beat boxin’ place to club hop. Fer reelz.









