I feel the need to clarify that I am no longer on Plentyoffish.com …
Hahaha. I mean, not that there’s anything wrong with that… But I did have to register a user name to view all the fucking submissions I’m getting. Seriously.
Ahead for you today, Cleopatra who is, as promised, nearly naked! She’s also really not good at the english.
See the date on that picture, y’all? In the year of our LORD, two thousand and FOUR!
Ok… Yea… Here’s another of her scantily clad, but I’ll give it to her. She’s on the beach.
But this one? Oh hell no, bitch. I’m making fun of you. At first I was like “Bikini in the fucking snow with your daughter watching!?” But then I realized, no… This isn’t a bikini, it doesn’t match. This is a fucking picture of her in her bra and fucking thong in the snow with her daughter watching! And I’m guessing her daughter is looking at her mama’s pile of clothes on the snow-covered ground thinking, “No, shit mama. Don’t do this to me.”
Ok… So here’s her profile.
[take my advice: read her entire profile with an accent like Charro, cuchi-cuchi!]
About MeHello !
HAPPY VALINTE’S DAY FOR ALL MY FRIEND !
Im here and try and try !!!!!
hey guys i getting tired many mails but nobody interisting !
PLEASE I REALLY INTERISTING IN A HEALTHY MAN !
SOMEBODY CAN MAKE LOVE ALMOST 5 DAYS BY WEEK !Im very human person, gentel and sensitive,i believe in god , some where my soul mate for me ,i m very friendly and positive,i like dinner romantic with candels ,i like to dance ,music, be romantic , pop, latin, country.
I very happy share simples times with my KIDS museums ,parks, exposition,fairs , i’ll love you so much if you real and honest person..you can trust in me…I do like see the racing car, and eat hot dog with spicy of course salads
I do like healthy food, and practice long walks into the forest,I do like concert music, the union in the family is important ,i like to cook too and weekend go resturant,pasta or pizza chinisse or try new food….
Im very passionate with my patner, im sure i will made the man more happy in the world if i have the chance and comprehension from him…and much love and atention
I dont like lies , because make me so furious, i like a smart sweet gentel darling, romantic man .I’m very hard worker . I have plan for the future…
i want the rigth person ,i want much love respect , i want feel sure , i want one rigth one , trust person, i dont like games ,this is , chat little for start, telefone calla is better,and after a meet
i dont like alchoholic, i never used drugs ,Im straight REAL woman, !!!!I want one healthy person , ( CLEAN ) .
I do like sport and healthy i DO LIKE THE PLEASURE MORE MORE ANY TIME !
GOOD VALUES MORALS
aRE YOU GOOD MAN ?ARE YOU GOOD LOVER ?
ARE YOU NORMAL
ARE YOU FAITHFULLY ?ARE YOU RESPECFULLY ?
NO GAMES ? OR PROMISCUOS, MOVE ON !(PLEASE NO APPLY IF YOU BISEXUAL OR GAY!)
DID YOUR OWN HOUSE KEEP CLEAN !IF YOU MAKE NOISES WHEN YOU SLEEP ? (SNORE )PLEASE NO APPLY , I LIKE SLEEP FINE !
I love movie titanic, indiana jones,sex and the city is funny,terroR movie too !Im funny person too, i want to share many momento of my life with someone want the same, respeCt ,comunications is important !
IM good woman and good mother , i STILL LEARNING ENGLISH , ever i work and study an be mother was hard, now , im live in usa diferent culture and diferent habit but i like sincerally people no keep hipocrasy , inmediatly i can see that ok..
I love children…IF YOU LIKE MY PROFILE LIVE A NOTE !
iM VERY VERY SINCERALLY !!
I DONT WANT WASTE YOUR TIME AND MY OWN BECAUSE IF YOU WANT AMEETING IS IMPORTANT HAVE A RECENTLY TEST HIV NEGATIVE FREE DD OK , I DONT WANT FALL IN LOVE WITH SICK PERSON O GENETIC PROBOLEM OR ANY KIND OR SICKNESS OK
IM CONSERVATIVE MEAN FOR ME SERIOUS IN RESPONSABILITY KEEP ME HEALTHY, IF HERE IN USA NOBODY CARE ABOUT IF HAVE SEX USE CONDOM O BEFORE HAVE SEX MAKE A TEST, BECAUSE NEVER KNOW THE BACKGROUND FROM THE OTHER PERSON YOU GO TO BED,
HEALTHY SEX PREFER NO TO DO NOTHING OR BE FAITHFULL ,
I DONT WANT A MAN LOOKING FOR FUN FOR WEEKEND OR SINGLES NEVER WANT SERIOUS RELATIONS SHIP, OR OLD MAN WANNA FUN . NO THANK YOU.IF YOU TELL ME LET’S DRINK !NO I DONT LIKE ,YOU NEVER CAN FIND ME IN A BAR, I DONT FRECUENT THAT , BECAUSE IF YOU WENT THERE, MANY PROSTITION , DRUG AND SMOCK NOTHING JUST PEOPLE, NOTHING INTERISTING FOR ME
REALLY TAKE CARE YOUR SELF
BECAREFULLY WITH MEN AND WOMEN
*deep inhale*
Did you get all that?
*aaaand exhale*
Holy.Fucking.Shit. I’m glad she clarified half way through that she was still learning english, because I just thought she was a dumb fuck. No, really.
And then there was this, which I just thought was ADORABLE
First DateI want to meet YOU in nice place, we look the best option for both, we can walk, a coffe in starbuck or dunkin is ok nice dinner Olive Garden, charlie brown ETC i love it too !I want hear from you soon !
Y’all… be carefully, okay?
