Craigslist Crazies!

Want a baby? Me too! – 28 (SW Atlanta)

I know this may sound odd, but I’m being real. I want a kid. It tax time and I want to pay less and not play the let me borrow your kid game. If you are of age and think you can handle having a kid with me, then hit me up. Maybe we can have a relationship maybe not. We may not even get to that point but lets start with lunch and meet face to face. We can do a verbal and or written agreement about me taking care of our child. I know this seems like a crazy idea, but atleast this is a real honest ad on craigslist. let me know what you think.

I’m tempted to email this dude and let him know how much money my exhusband has to pay out for our custody case from last year. Or to let him know how unlikely it is that a woman will carry a child for nine months only to turn the baby over to him… Or maybe the amount on my child support check each month.

The EIC rocks, it really rocks all over the place. But not enough to knock up a stranger.

…but I won’t do that! – 50 (Atlanta)

I recently made the acquaintance of a lady who shared with me that she too , has herpes. As we talked , she informed me that she never tells a partner that she’s infected ; says “someone gave it to me” , and “it’s none of their business”. Statistics say that 1 in 4 adults has herpes , though I’ve never met anyone who admitted they have the bug.I told her that I’d like to be in a healthy relationship with someone to share mutual feelings. “She” told me to just not tell them I have it.I would do anything for love.

Wait… What? This kind of shit freaks me the fuck right out. And I can’t tell from what he’s written if he’s going to fuck someone and not tell, or if he would tell? He would do ANYTHING for some lurvin.Â

One thing is for sure: dude loves Meatloaf!

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YOU CAN SEE MY MISSION AT WWW.WARNINGFROMGOD.COM VIA GOOGLE YAHOO OR MSN. IT IS A TRUE STORY ABOUT LOVE, HONOR, SECRECY, AND BETRAYAL. I WOULD LIKE TO MEET A BLACK OR WHITE WOMAN WHO WOULD CONSIDER LIVING IN THE WILDERNESS OF SOUTHERN UTAH FOR AWHILE TO SEEK THE HOLY SPIRIT AWAY FROM CHEMICLS.GOD WORKS IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS, YOU ARE HERE FOR A REASON. ME: 5 11 170LBS ORGANIC FITNESS KARMA 2012 MOUNTAINS DESERT WILDERNESS HORSES RUN CYCLE HIKE WORSHIP ACTION ENDORPHINS. YOU MUST BELIEVE IN GOD AND SATAN. YOUR COLOR DOES NOT MATTER TO ME OR GOD. GOD BLESS YOU AND THANK YOU FOR LOOKING, SINCERELY SHAWN

So, yea… Loosely translated, his subject line is “I’m a crazy person. Please love me.”