Ok, so fantasy_carl one was breed of creepy. AussieRick was another.
The internet is full of crazy people, right?
So what would you do if some crazy person googled themselves, found out you were making fun of them, and then emailed you to tell you that, in more or less words, they still love you and want to talk to you.
[eyeballs left, eyeballs right, eyeballs left again]
Remember crazy fanatic Shawn from a few days ago? He was the (likely) serial killer who wants to lure some unsuspecting evangelical into the woods of Utah to probably eat her for dinner…? Ringing bells now?
He emailed me today.
[eyeballs again, the whole left and right dance, this time, a bit quicker]
from shawn riddick
Hi Jami, my name is Shawn and I saw your blog about me and my letter at warningfromgod.com, I am a true warrior for Christ who is interested in marriage, holiness, and honor. You may actually be doing me and God a favor my helping to promote my site and I don’t want you to take it down. It is a true story and I am really going into the wilderness to seek the Holy Spirit. If you have your doubts and want to talk my phone # is 1-916-295-8934. I am free and strong because of God the Almighty and you are too, unfortunately that is not the case for other human beings that are shipped of our planet to other colonies. You seem like a skilled and fun person with a lot of spirit and perhaps you can use your talent and energy to help God and Jesus in your own way. I like you, Shawn. God bless you and take care. Message or call me anytime.
Dude. Human beings are being shipped off to other planets? [insert tantrum] I wanna go to another planet!!
Shawn, darling. You are right. I am a very skilled and fun person and I do have a lot of spirit but I will not be using any of my talent or energy to help God or Jesus.
Jesus, contrary to the tshirt I’ve been eyeballing, is not my homeboy.
