Here we go, you guys
Oh, I see. He’s one of those socially awkward dudes, right? With the weird hair and now the “I don’t care” front. Love the unbuttoned shirt, dude. Classy.
Oh. Yea. This dude is WEIRD.
Empty profile and interesting photoshopped Sears Portrait.
If you can take the time to photoshop your teeth purple, can’t you take the time to crop your lady friend out of the picture?
Douchebag.
Aw, man. Bless his heart. I don’t have it in me to tease him, but god. C’mon. This is up pretty high on the “Least Flattering Pictures” scale.
Ooh. Look. He looks like a mysterious creature, doesn’t he? *yawn* I am so TIRED of this pose.
Hahahaha. He emailed me, “Am I too old for you?” and at 42, I’d say yea, he’s too old for me but this picture certainly didn’t help his case. I know man, DQ Blizzards and Wheat Thins sure do knock me out, too!
Airbrush much? Why would you set yourself up like this? No doubt, your first meeting with a woman you might meet would be an absolute disappointment. And really, let’s talk about priorities here… You take the time to make your face look as smooth as my six year old’s, but you don’t take the time to fill in the thinning spots on the top of your head? Veddy interesting…
Oh, no. Please. Don’t get up. I wouldn’t want you to strain yourself. Really, I think I’ve got a pretty good view of you from where I’m at.
[slinking for the door]
Does it matter which one he is? Really? I mean, Mayor McCheese or the fat dude in the “I Beat Anorexia” tshirt? It’s win-win here, folks.
At first, I looked at this and thought, “Wow. This is interesting.”
Then it started to creep me out a bit.
Hahahahahaha. Yea. I’m gonna agree with you on this one, but it probably shouldn’t be your main image on your personal ad. I’m just sayin’…













