Yay!
[commence cheering]
Today, it’s the dueling ‘staches!
Ooh, you sexy boi! Lookit you with your shirt all up over your neck like some kind of wanna be gangsta teenager! I don’t think it works as well when you’ve got a great big hairy bear chest.
Oh? What’s that? You want to see that ‘stache in it’s glory?
There you have it. That sucker looks like it starts INSIDE his nose and ends somewhere below the equator of his mouth. Kelly, how are you liking this womb broom?
Aw, Kenny! MAN. You look like something… I can’t place it… Hmm…
[tapping my temple]
AH! That’s it!! A truck driver! Taking pictures of yourself for your dating post whilst hauling a couple of tons worth of whatever-it-is-you-carry at 65 miles per hour? Probably against your company’s policy, no?
Alright, Kelly. Weigh in… And the rest of you, too…
Would You Rather…?
