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    ISO: House Wench

    Thanks to Kari in Michigan, author of “Hi my name is…” for this submission.

    Interesting to say the LEAST.

    $250 House Wench to share my bed (Westland)

    I have a 3 bedroom home in Westland. I am seeking a young well endowed lady to share my house and my bed.
    I am an old fart but young at heart.
    Write me and see.

    House wench?

    I mean, I know the guy is old… An old fart, to be more specific… But when I think about wenches and shit, I think about the Renaissance Fair and, time wise, that’s like… Old like King Arthur.

    I also wonder if he’s looking to pay $250 for a House Wench or if this is supposed to be her share of the rent? I’m pretty sure if I were going to flit about in a corset with my tits up under my chin, I’d want to get paid for it. Particularly if I was flitting about for an old fart.

    And well-endowed? A house wench with a big cock???

    Pfffffft.

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