Date Wrecks:

OMG, the things Kelly has to go through!! You guys! C’mon Kelly is a smart, beautiful, put-together woman with a great big giant heart! Why do you torture her?!?!

I thought we had another 6000 Word Personal Ad, but Plenty of Fish but the kibosh on that shit.

Plagueis : Looking for a good hearted woman

My Zodiac sign – Pisces, Me inside and out.

a highly complex personality…the strongest sex drive…sensitive passionate and sexual…strong Psychic abilities godly to the average…the greatest mental stimulation for arousal…champions of Emotional security…strong imagination and instinctive intuitive powers…generous with love, attention, and affection…good heads for business and can make better decisions…the ability to sense emotion which some do not…romantic ways are always directed internally and externally…we really do feel the things he or she expresses to him or her…our popularity may also make others jealous and resentful…our emotions are dramatized in the bedroom to heighten sexual pleasures…our nature can be easily influenced by outside circumstances…were able to leave troubles and work outside the bedroom…our magnetism could muster up the strength it takes to rebel…we have vast knowledge of life’s natural forces

I’m a single homeowner dealing with all the broadsides as they come and… a independent contractor born in Boston MA, spent most of my late teen & early adulthood years traveling by car around & about over 29 cities in the U.S.A whereas more locally jaunted the South Shore & Cape Code Peninsula, where I met a lot of interesting people. Prior to 2007, I elapsed 8 years in East Boston in a fairly good relationship with a very nice clean woman… characterized with social and conventional morals…afterwards, we purchased a home out here in Worcester MA. Which unfortunetly…is where we separated… several months later.

(Line 1)
looking for a longterm relationship…you know… the whole she moves in thing… or if she has her own apartment or property her and I share things like, love, happiness, friendship, trust, honesty and you know the other ))) She must be single too no other baggage…and willing to start this new chapter in her life… Whether she is with a job in between jobs, have kids or not… or a bit younger… shy… not shy… it does not matter… as long as she’s a good person at heart with some respects to the likes of Lines 1, 2, 3, and 4. nationally doesn’t matter either… although I seem to fare more with a caucasian Woman… Ummm… I’m not exacting about looks either… as long as u take care of yourself and are Satisfy in a limited way with who you are…Umm what else…o-yeah…I have an unassailable magnetic attraction for a woman who is…revivified to her significant other and…very open with tenderness…and willing to grow with me in stability.

(Line 2)
(Things I Enjoy)
Lets see…I’m a compelled writer…working on my 1st novel…and anticipating a great outcome. I’m a big movie buff…in fact…I collect them, close to 500 now I think…everything from…Horror…Sci-Fi…Comedies…Drama…Romance…and…Martial Arts…films… my Favorite TV shows are…That 70′s show…Three’s Company… all 8 seasons… which I have on DVD…My Favorite TV Channels to watch are…TrueTV’s…Forensic Files…and Masterminds…others are…The History Channel…Science Channel’s Universe and also… National Geographic and …when…I’m not entertaining this soon to be other half…on my leisure time I like to play XBOX LIVE HD ONLINE GAMING… or… depending…if it’s Summer season… swimming…fishing…and taking long rides down the Cape or to outer state locals like Foxwoods or just any given city to see it’s sites… or if it’s Winter season… cracking jokes… over a couple of drinks, while cuddling on the couch watching TV or my films. I don’t watch sports, or hang out with a bunch of guys, or do the bar and club thing so…there’s no worrying there ladies… although I do like to catch a heavy weight bout from time to time but haven’t forever it seems.

(Line 3)
(Romance & Intimacy)
Hmmm, well I’m going to be upfront with this assuming a mature woman is reading, I Like to consume good conversation, indulge in the long seemed forgotten concept…making out perhaps… while listening to soft music such as Sade…KasKade…Carmen Rizzo…Enya…Amy Grant…Bonnie Rait…Chris Isaak…Lisa Stansfield…Celine Dion…Pat Benatar…Journey…Foreigner…John Mayer…Michelle Branch…Kelly Clarkson…Richard Marks…Sarah Mclachlian…or Paula Cole… which all endures my very gentle or…intense side of intimacy and…I prefer to satisfy my woman first… rather than myself…or both of us…at the same time. what else…Umm…being dramatically passionate is a plus of dandier! Importance…especially when it’s directed both internally & externally. Most important though…exerting influence to my Mind… Body &… Soul accompanying distinguished lineament grabs me.

(My Physical Description)
I’m 6FT Tall… approximately… 239lbs… brawny preferred shaved head… Black Man…

(Line 4)
(My Innermost & Persona)
I consider myself to be…Mirthful…Sensual…Emotional… discerning… & an affectionate romantically easygoing guy. When interacting with people… despite good relations as I’ve always had…on the flip side…when it comes to problems of others. excogitations & empathy incessantly manifest carried by tenderness & sensitivity…& I don’t anger easily… like I see a lot of people do…

(My Talents Include)…
Proficiencies in Computer Structure… Operations…Softwares… and Networking…for over 10 years now…also Im fairly decent… in auto-mechanics and electro-mechanics…I can install just about anything from…plumbing…electric hot water heaters…circuit breakers…pvc…dry wall…wood stud walls…adhesive-tile floors…lights…ceiling fixtures…doors…door locks…and car stereo systems…

So please… no superficials…. because attentiveness is most important to me… no mentally undecideds…been the

re done that…no excessively headstrongs only because I’m looking for a partnership not a coach…no obvious or intentional quick fix request as unfortunately I was opt twice after only some 35 minutes of typed conversation…be a woman who’s actually read thru my zodiac and paragraphs 1,2,3 and 4 because it is who I am…and at lease be of some of the same likes interests, values and daily routines…it does not have to be all but… some…and if you do possess these similarities… as I believe is the foundation for a strong relationship. Together we can manifests an amorous atmosphere of valuable essentials which are needed to produce psychological emotion, friendliness, responsiveness and positive interactions of fondness…that could be capped off… with a long-term commitment…

I can be reach over yahoo messager my username is hulk2067 if you that 1 whom wishes to talk

Cheaters…Liars…Head game players & absurds… don’t even bother wasting my t

Ooohhh! Too bad Plagueis, POF had just about enough of your shit, rambling on and on like you you’re some kind of super smart dude. Most important though…exerting influence to my Mind… Body &… Soul accompanying distinguished lineament grabs me. What the fuck does that shit even MEAN? I’m a smart girl, but reading his ad made feel like I was reading the personal diary of Captain Kirk!

Just… THINK!…. for a moment before…. you… answer… my ad.

Up next, shirtless redneck w/ bad hair testimonials:

t willie : plzzz dont spy on me from space…wink..

well here goes this again…..im 41 years old , sep.will be able to file for my divorce in 3 months..yayyy…. live alone, have no kids,kind hearted, have 2 dogs , biff n kennady…lol. this is my new profile as my first one got deleted for some reason, maybe some ppl diddnt like what i had to say ,and my pic on here ARE ME! I DONT LIKE TO WEAR A SHIRT IN THE SUMMER SO LIKE IT OR NOT ITS ME.!!!IM NO FAKE!!!!! so ill just let u ask me from now on…lol… i stay home most of the time unless im out on the bike …love to get the boat out but thats not much fun alone..lol …im always writing music in the studio, its my escape from reality..i do have a my space page also for my studio if u play or sing u may wana check it out…thanks…thats prob. the one thing im most thankful to god for aside from giving his life for me……what am i lookin for? well i could put down many things but everything has to start somewhere , so rite now ill let fate work its majik…what happens happens.ya know…so i may hang out, date, get married, who knows…lol…but whoever fate sends myway, as far as ”lomg term” plz know u gotta love music and love the time i spend writing it…thank u all….ps one thing im not on here for is to lie about who i am or what i am and i expect the same in return..is that so hard? i mean the truth will come out anyway…rite?…ppl always tell me i have a ”must meet” personality so i guess thats a good thing too…lol love to cut up n act crazy. dont wana get old..lol……my yahoo im name is blueeyesstudio if ya wana chat there…IM REAL LAID BACK N EASY GOING , BUT I DO LIKE MY FUN ON THE WEEKENDS ON THE BIKE OR BOAT…I FORGET IM 41…LOL…THANKS 4 FISHIN MY HOLE…WINK…and im hearing all the time how men are faking profiles?/…..why would anyone wana fake profiles …..lol..so cmon just be urselfs, no use in that crap unless ur not worth dating…hint hint….but thats what ppl do when they loose the best thing they’ll ever have…sometimes its hard too sleep in the bed uve made…lol….*UPDATE..WOULD ANYONE KNOW THIS NUMBER..423-512-0682??…THEY SEND ME TEXTS AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHO THEY ARE…WOULD U PLZZZZ MAKE URSELF KNOWN??..TY………*****UPDATE…SOME PEOPLE OUT THERE ARE KINDA GETTING THE WRONG IDEAS ABOUT THE NICE THINGS SOME OF MY FRIENDS LEFT ABOUT ME ON MY PAGE…HOW CHILDISH IS IT TO JUDGE SOMEONE BECAUSE PPL THINK UR ”NICE” OF ALL THINGS…..THERE MY FRIENDS AND IM GLAD I HAVE GOT TO KNOW ALL OF THEM EVEN IF ITS JUST ONLINE….FEEL FREE TO ASK ANY OF THEM ABOUT ME B4 U JUDGE ME…TY.!!!!…AND PLZZZ IF U ADD ME AS A FAV. DONT JUST SIT THERE…LOL..I MEAN IF UR GONA ADD ME …TALK…WINK

I wish him luck searching for his lomg term relationship. And WTF about the random phone number? Somebody call this number!

And his testimonals make me cringe! I am from North Carolina and it makes me totally sick to my stomach that THIS is what people think of when they think of North Carolina. (I’m sure they’re perfectly nice women, lol, but JESUS the hair!)

Oh, mercy.

And finally, here’s the one that will probably make you sad for him (and his cows, *gulp*):

jpjon : i need a date

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[Everyone all together now....!] Awwwwwwwwwww. Bless his freaking heart. How much do you want to bet he’s fucked one of his animals? And what exactly is a “horsey” woman…? Should she be six hands tall?