Shall we make that a weekly installment? I was thinking probably not, but god, seems like we’ve got plenty to go around, eh?
Hahahaha. I really thought this was hysterical more than terrible. But I wanted to include it. This guy also has the STRANGEST sense of fashion. Look him up.
So which is it, stud? Are you an XL or a Magnum? This is about as tempting as, um… A gynecologist exam. Yea… Not really down. So, if I’m taking his cue, do I choose my next user name based my bra and cup size?
Here’s hoping your name is John.
File this under “Meh.” Least exciting user name EVER. And what does that even mean? I mean, most people who work on computers have some kind of title…
Doctor, you spell for shit. I’m wondering if DrDumbass was taken. And again, with the self-depreciating names – I’m not super interested in talking to guy who doesn’t even think he’s even a little bit “The Shit.”
Ah, cute. You got in a bar fight and now you’re broke? Good sell, friend, good sell. See you at the Soup Kitchen at 7 for our date.
Wow. Nothing about being pathetic is attractive. Nothing. And being desperate is one thing (we are all desperate for something, sometime in our lives), but being pathetic just reeks of the kind of stench that sends me running. But not before I post your picture on my blog.
Hey Bob-O! Or is it Bo-Bo? I’m hoping for Bob-O because that sounds so much cooler:
Saying “Bo-Bo lost his mind” makes it sound like somebody’s grandpa has alzeheimers.
Do you see what’s happening here? Choose your usernames wisely, guys… Otherwise, my entire train of thought detours into no-man’s land.
