Theresa sent me an email that she received from Chemistry.com today.
The subject line was alarming!
From: Chemistry.com <Chemistry@mailer.chemistry.com>
Date: Sun, Mar 29, 2009 at 6:34 PM
Subject: Theresa – You may never get a second chance to find love
To: Theresa
Dear Theresa -You are about to miss out on a match!
Review profiles of members searching for someone like you. These matches will be deleted from your “You May Also Like” list soon, so take action today!
Could like turn into love?
Oh, well. Nevermind, you Chemistry.com assholes. Theresa and I were both panicking at the thought of our entire lives being ruined! You just want us to login so that we can see the Wrecks in our inboxes… We’re on to you…









