From My Inbox

Hope you had a good weekend! Here’s the guts of my inbox:

Caption: Baby from the other lady

WTF? What the hell does that even mean, dude?

Caption: American Pride

Yes. Apparently that’s American (Gay) Pride. I can’t imagine a woman looking at this picture and thinking any kind of sexual thought… But a gay man? For sure. I love how his gallon-sized jug of creatine is sitting on his (twin-sized?) bed. Awesome.

I think this is photoshopped… But really, I can’t tell! It’s got to be though, right? Maybe it’s just a an actual picture of a smile on there? Either way, I love it. I want one!

Ok, ok… Before you all jump on my case about picking on this, um… special candidate… He’s not special! He could be described as almost-not-unattractive… But this picture? WTF, dude. He looks higher than a motherfucker, for real.

Just so you know, this is what all of his other pictures looked like:

Clearly a country good ol’ boy, but totally not a retard! Why would he put that picture of himself on his dating ad??!?

Does he, or does he not look about 14? He says he’s 20… And he probably also says that his blue eyes are natural… Don’t believe a thing he tells you! Statutory rape is a serious crime, ladies.

Alright, I’m not sure I really know what is happening in this picture. Either he’s wrestling Miss Red Top or she’s scurrying away from him. Has he flipped his eyelids out?? I would be running, too, girl. Damn. That is a creeeeepy looking motherfucker.

So this is apparently “that guy“… Oh, shit. Who am I kidding? More importantly, dude, who do you think you’re fooling? Take a look around you, dude. I’m QUITE sure that if you take a gander at the decor behind you, you’ll let your body slowly curl up into the fetal position… Is this your mom’s bathroom? Your granny’s, maybe? It’s also hard to look hard when your undershirt has stains around the neckline. Ew, man.

Hahahaha! WTF?! I don’t get it dude… Same dude from the first picture… I really just don’t understand why you would do this to yourself? lol

I’ve got nothing but props for this dude, man. Coolest picture on a dating ad I’ve seen in a long time. *high five*

Thank you so much for showing us a little about your personality here, ya creeper! WTF? I couldn’t even pick you out of a line-up dude. For real, what were you thinking? I’d rather a dude have NO picture than choose to put a picture like this up. You must be butt-ass ugly, dude.

Why is there a girl here? Well, about once a week, some dumb broad knocks the female race back a few notches by mis-selecting their sex on their personal ad. Yup, this lovely “lady” professes to be a 24 year old straight and single MAN. FAIL, dude.