Hey. Step aside. The parade is coming through right behind you… What’s that? You don’t know what we’re celebrating yet?
WHY!? Jami’s single and this means we get more inbox fodder!
[cue the fat guy w/ that one-man-band instrument]
Mmm. Tuuuuube socks. At least it’s recent…?
Oh, man. Oh, you sweet nerdy dude. Is this your office? And you keep plush animals in your office? Do you also have little action figures from Star Wars lined up on your desk?
I’m pretty sure this has been photoshopped… Because that’s a pretty Umpa Lumpa orange, innit? What has me really stumped is WHY someone would photoshop themselves orange like this. And is he barricading his garage door with all the shit? Or does he just have a super trashy garage?
Aww. Lookit his little baby ‘stache. And his mirror aviator shades. He looks about 14 or 15, doesn’t he? Dude was 33!
THANK GOD! I mean, without his Microsoft Paint editing job, I would have been unclear as to who the man in this picture was! I was also cracking up because it looks like she’s aiming to twiddle his nipple with her index finger, lol.
Oh no. NO NO NO! This is is why tattoos should be well-thought and calculated. Not only is this a STEELERS tattoo, but it’s a poorly done one. It doesn’t even line up! And on your CALF? Really?
What the fuck!? Is this a dirty book in a library!!!??
Hahahahaha. Photoshopping done… wrong? Or right? My first line of questions for this cat would be, “What were you searching for when you found this original image?” And then, “Are those bars on the windows?” Thanks for covering up the grandpa cock, man. That would have seriously scarred me for LIFE.
Caption: “Me biting my ex’s boob.”Um… Really…? I feel like a broken record, but seriously dude. On your dating profile?!?
Wait. Is that American Idol Star Taylor Hicks in the background? And he’s overseeing this photoshopped tongue-fest with a smirk on his face? I’m not sure the Simon approved this photo.
I’ve got three words: Strrrrrrrrretched velllllllllvet tshirt.
And also, whatever that doodle-booble thing is that hanging from his belt… Maybe it’s one of those little rubber change purse things. I’m not even touching the hat, man. Just going to take some backwards steps and get the heck outta dodge.
Jagerbombs! Jagerbombs! Guess where this guido douche was from? You guessed it. New Joisey! I love how he carefully posed his right hand on his hip, hahaha!
Can you guess what this creepy dude was looking for? A “playmate” for fun times and polyamory! Mmhmm. I wonder how long the line is outside his house with the bitches who are just crrrraving a man like that.
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Seriously. And I want to link to his page because I almost feel like you guys won’t believe this was a real person.
Yea, I’m guessing the locals in Crandall, Georgia aren’t too crazy about that face tattoo… Not that it would be at all socially acceptable to carry on with that thing in the most urban pockets on Atlanta. I mean, shit. Really, dude.
