So, I was chatting with my friend Emily the other day. We were taking turns trying to one-up each other with finds from our local Craigslist.
I think I win.
There’s a penis ahead, so… You know… Click away if you value your purity.
You tell me:
From the M4W Section:
@@@@@@@@ A GENUINE GENTLEMAN @@@@@@@@ – 31 (DECATUR)
Close Your Eyes And Turn Around And Imagine The Warmthness of a Man Grasping Your Soul, and Bringing You Closer To a Place Called Heaven. But Don’t Open Your Eyes Yet, No Keep Them Closed. For Day Nor Night Can Place Any Limitations On What Is To be Shared Between You And I. And What We Have Can Only Be Called Love. Love Which Shared Between A Man And A Woman. So Share With Me The Very Thing That You Hold Dear, And I Will Show You What True Love Really Is.
Now Open Your Eyes And Turn Around And See What Beauty Lies In Front Of You.
~ Valentino~
I was ready to have a field day on his capitalization and use of the word warmthness, but it got even better (worse?)!
Perusing the Casual Encounters section, I found the same ad – minus one small change – he replaced the picture of him and his son with a picture of his freakishly aggressive (?) looking penis.
In the event that the link doesn’t work, here’s the offensive picture (right click to open it)
There is something seriously scary about that man’s genitalia.
And also? Something must be really wrong with you when you have a dispensable picture of your child on your dating ad that can so quickly be replaced when a picture of your man-pipe. Priorities, man. Right?
