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    Oooh goody!

    My first anonymous submission!

    Thanks loyal reader in Raleigh, NC!

    (That’s my hometown stompin’ ground, you know…)

    Marriage-Minded Man – 59 (North Raleigh)

    Hello dolls!

    I am looking for a wife. I’m semi-retired, own my house outright, love to travel, and spoil my lady.

    I would expect sex on the first date if I pay for dinner and everything.

    Please write back if interested.

    Paul

    marriage+minded+man Oooh goody!

    Well… At least he’s honest about his intentions.

    Do you think if he takes a broad to someplace like TGIFriday’s, he expects missionary sex but if he takes you Justin’s, he gets to have some backdoor action?

    If you order an appetizer, you’re agreeing to a blowjob.

    Just so you understand the fine print, dolls….

    pixel Oooh goody!
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